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@SamuelMaw

Hunter of Crumple-Horned Snorkacks. @Baconsale The Listener Emeritus. I don’t understand fishing metaphors.

SLC, UT Katılım Eylül 2010
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America's Contrarian
America's Contrarian@Lazy_Contrarian·
@itsJohnRocker Oh suck it, Rocker. You hated the 7 train because you couldn’t last a second on it. Nor could you pitch in NYC, you big dumb mule.
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JohnRocker@itsJohnRocker·
Congratulations to the New York Mets for still being bums.
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Sam@SamuelMaw·
@BrandonGaudin Fantastic work all season Brandon! A real highlight for me and my family was getting to meet you on July 2 before the game. You were so gracious to stop and chat with us. Thank you for the memory!
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Sam@SamuelMaw·
@surj03 @grantmcauley lol what’s one more hit batter for Charlie Morton anyway? Would be a perfect way for him to go out 😂
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chris huges@surj03·
@grantmcauley If Morton or sale doesn’t throw at the catcher tomorrow for cheating up Olson , it will be sad
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Grant McAuley@grantmcauley·
If this is interference, then I'm the Pope.
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Sam@SamuelMaw·
CB Bucknor continues to show how terrible at his job he is 🙄
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🚨 Utah Mammoth confirms Logan Cooley and Dylan Guenther are were once they are did. They became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when the NHL and the hockey began. Congratulations 🩵🏒🦣 #tusks
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Sam@SamuelMaw·
@mattreedah I understand that Portnoy might not like it based on where he’s from or whatnot. I just think it’s funny that so many people on Twitter are bashing it too. I think it’s fantastic 🤷🏻‍♂️ The best part about pizza is that even bad pizza is still good.
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Mattitude
Mattitude@mattreedah·
@SamuelMaw Portnoy likes New York and New Haven style pizza, so that’s why everyone is nervous about him reviewing the Pie. Generally, I think their Pizza is stuck a bit in the past. It’s definitely not what is popular right now.
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Sam@SamuelMaw·
Apparently a tv sports guy who reviews pizza places is coming to Utah this weekend and all of Utah twitter hates The Pie. Why? I unabashedly love it. Their Buffalo ranch pizza is my favorite pizza ever.
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Brother Bill
Brother Bill@TheeBrotherBill·
Is anyone else’s prime stream terrible?
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Sam@SamuelMaw·
@ShaunMcKnight I’ll bet the pay is terrible 😂
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Shaun McKnight
Shaun McKnight@ShaunMcKnight·
I’ve had a part-time job with Amazon for the past few years. Averaging about 20hrs per week of work. What is it I do for them you ask??? I break down their boxes for my wife.
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Sam@SamuelMaw·
@SpilFiasco @TheeBrotherBill I just turned it on and it sounds like the announcers are calling in from a bathroom on a Nokia cell phone.
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Now is our Year 🇫🇮
Now is our Year 🇫🇮@SpilFiasco·
@TheeBrotherBill Vid is fine but audio seems to sound like speakers are blowing out literally every time they come back from commercials and show the TNF graphic
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Will Compton
Will Compton@_willcompton·
Great angle. Used the sideline to her advantage. Kept her head out of it to avoid a targeting penalty that hurts the team. This is teach tape.
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Baseball Is Dead
Baseball Is Dead@baseballisdead_·
All-time matchup going on right now in Houston.
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Sam@SamuelMaw·
@UHouston This would’ve been a prime opportunity for a rickroll
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Joker
Joker@DyingDiavel·
@curiosityonx One day I will be mature enough to not find this funny
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@DudespostingWs That guy went to Xavier’s School for the Gifted
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