Samuel L. Datsun™

Help this kind lady, I'm kinda busy fucking with the Nazis

Imma tell my grandkids this was Jeanine Pirro

I'm the Hatchback of Notre Dame, muchachos. Looking to join up with the #smokefleet Where you all at?

To all the #muchachos in the #smokefleet i love you all. Just forgive me I don't follow you back. Fucker is after your favorite prez with his fucking follow limit. I will get back at you as soon as i can. In the meantime keep the good work your magnificent bastardos ❤️

Catturd and Kid Rock at the Met Gala

As always, fuck you MAGAts. We laugh at your stupidity! #SmokeFleet

@TheRobRedFord Anyone taken Scarlett Volkswagen yet?

Christopher Lambo, anyone? Remember, there can be only one, get it fast!

@elporschemalone @ratcli39423 I'll follow more #smokefleet when elmo stops throttling my account.

Help me get to 1k if you can yall! I’d greatly appreciate it and I’ll show some love back💪🏼 #smokefleet

Seven people are currently in hospitals after being injured in the Russian strike on Zaporizhzhia, while some others are still undergoing the necessary medical examinations. A total of 37 people have been affected. It was a guided aerial bomb attack that directly targeted the city’s civilian infrastructure. The Russians show no restraint in destroying human life. This was an absolutely cynical terrorist strike, with no military justification whatsoever. Not a single day passes without such Russian attacks on our cities and villages. This one strike alone has already claimed 12 lives. In the evening, the Russian scumbags also launched attacks on Dnipro. As of now, four people were reported killed. My condolences to the families and loved ones. It is essential that Russia is forced to end this war. We need silence from such strikes and all others like them every single day, not just for a few hours somewhere out there for “celebrations.” Life must be protected, and I am grateful to all our partners who have spoken in support of Ukraine and are helping us defend life.

Horseshit. Fix this @nikitabier

An entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars.

Reminder. If you are a nation at war. Any large gathering of your troops is a valid military target. Parades. Gang bangs. All of it. Valid. Military. Targets. If you want a ceasefire. Stop firing. Leave Ukraine. Go the fuck home. Fucking stay there. Simple.

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Hey MAGAs, that new Palantir database Donald Trump just created will track how many guns you own, and what type

"The suffering of civilians is unacceptable. ..We have a moral duty to support Ukraine. We must make sure that the message we send to Russia is that our aid won't stop. As long as Ukraine needs our help, we will help it." - Sanna Marin Former PM of Finland She is amazing😉

Melon husk is slowing me down. If I haven't picked you up, no stick, no seed, no stem, no stress. Nobody left behind, we got you. Lets reduce the downforce, disengage traction control and light em up with some biofuel 🔥🔥🔥 #smokefleet #nottodaymagats

Spent my May the 4th hunting Nazis. Got one! This is the way. #smokefleet

SAFETY FIRST! BONK SMART: THUG LIFE BEST PRACTICES 1. OPSEC FIRST Never share personal details. Doxxing attempts incoming from vatniks & MAGA. Use alts. 2. FALSE REPORTS They file fake complaints (weapons trafficking BS). Stay calm, cooperate with police, educate them NAFO counter-propaganda & fundraising. 3. DOXXING Report to local authorities immediately. Get their direct contact for protection. 4. NO INFIGHTING Attacking fellow fellas/volunteers is exactly what vatniks & MAGA want. Let justice handle it. Stay united. 5. BACKUP PLANS Link up on Bluesky & NAFO Forum. Shadowbans & mass labeling from the other side happen – the Fleet rolls deep! Turn their smoke into your bonk fuel. Stay thug. Slava Ukraini! #SmokeFleet #NAFO #NAFOWorks #PEDOADMIN 3/3

Capt. Van Deisel™ Blasting from the past through a space-time portal to tell you that #smokefleet has taken over the entire galaxy. His first words: "But we only left space dock a week ago." #NAFOWorks #NAFO