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When I transition to Republican, my pronouns will be mine/mine/mine.
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Sam Van Ryzin
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Sam Van Ryzin
@Samuelvanryzin
Specialist in Old dad jokes.
De Pere, WI Katılım Ekim 2012
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@DisrespectedThe Skinheads talking about morality. So 2025
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We need to know who these cowards are! You watched a woman die! You are absolute pieces of garbage! I despise your inaction! I despise your lack of morality. I despise YOU!!
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@GuntherEagleman @RepMTG Hard to succeed as a Republican. If you do anything you are criticized, if you do nothing you are useless.
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Details of Johnson’s fall and betrayal heralded by CNN.
“Speaker Mike Johnson was on the phone with a man who suddenly held the keys to his legislative agenda and potentially his own future: House Democratic leader Hakeem Jeffries.”
He’s theirs now.
cnn.com/2024/04/21/pol…
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@Postmellow1 @aintscarylarry Any powerful woman is bad, amirite?
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@aintscarylarry Everyone has a hard time differentiating between Nikki Haley, Nanci Pelosi and Hillary Clinton.. They are the same person.
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The same fucking morons who were fine with trump saying windmills cause cancer, talking about Revolutionary War airports, tweeting “covfefe,” calling Obama the current president, and mixing up Nancy Pelosi with Nikki Haley want the 25th Amendment to be used against Joe Biden. 🙄
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@freespeechrofl @shaffer_hans @aleshadalin Please list your party’s accomplishments so we can guess what it is.
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@shaffer_hans @aleshadalin Oh you dumb fuck you went and assumed im a republican.... talk about going full retard
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@SundaeDivine Why not radioactive waste? Land mines? Let’s really pull up the welcome mat. The worse the country is, the less people want to be here, amirite?
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"Trump wanted a wall with a water-filled trench, stocked with snakes or alligators. He wanted the wall electrified, with spikes on top that could pierce human flesh."
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This is where Lauren Boebert got her idiotic idea for alligators at the border, from another idiot.
"Shoot Migrant's Legs, Build Alligator Moat."
nytimes.com/2019/10/01/us/…
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@NitWitCharmer @joncoopertweets It’s like getting a President from Wish.
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@joncoopertweets Trump has sacrificed personal wealth to represent Americans. Not only did he refuse presidential compensation, but he left the presidency with less wealth than he had going in.
He is redefining what sacrificing for public service truly means.
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Three times longer than his Stormy Daniels Experience.
erica orden@eorden
Trump was on the stand for THREE minutes total.
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@davidlewispac @NewTruthers @wtfumfinggop @guelphgirlchris Interesting that you believe that over something you can see with your own eyes. Definition of delusional.
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@NewTruthers @wtfumfinggop @guelphgirlchris Its interesting how your talking about everything the democrats did in the 2020 election
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@RonFilipkowski Do you call it cult or church? Wasn't it praises they are singing to God
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@RickRdne44 @JohnetteNichole @RobVolatile @WeHearPodcast @cherylpargold Conditioned response to seeing the word democracy… the only problem with democracy is that the ignorant and easily influenced also have a say.
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@karenseidel @JohnetteNichole @RobVolatile @WeHearPodcast @cherylpargold Being a criminal gets you arrested.
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@JohnetteNichole @RobVolatile @WeHearPodcast @cherylpargold 😂 hilarious! I guess having your opponent arrested and removed from ballots is "democracy"? I think not! Far from it!
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@McmurrayBrad @LangmanVince @jimmykimmel Cool. You were a cop that makes accusations based on how people look.
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Dear Aasshole: for the record, I’ve not met, flown with, visited, or had any contact whatsoever with Epstein, nor will you find my name on any “list” other than the clearly-phony nonsense that soft-brained wackos like yourself can’t seem to distinguish from reality. Your reckless words put my family in danger. Keep it up and we will debate the facts further in court. @AaronRodgers12
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg
NEW: Quarterback Aaron Rodgers says he will pop "some sort of bottle" when the Epstein associates list is released and suggests Jimmy Kimmel will be named. Everyone is excited 🔥 “There’s a lot of people, including Jimmy Kimmel are really hoping that doesn't come out.” “I'll tell you what, if that list comes out, I definitely will be popping some sort of bottle.”
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@Leslieoo7 @RonFilipkowski Vanilla Ice seems to have done pretty well with what he was given.. I wouldn’t consider him a loser by any stretch.
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@RonFilipkowski They invent their own reality where losers are cool and everyone else is a triggered snowflake.
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I’m very pro-1st Amendment, but this should be a felony.
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Beijing resolves traffic jam pressure by widening lanes
twitter.com/Xudong1966/sta…
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