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@_TheEagleTimes Where’d this version of the offense go is more appropriate

What happened?

@TChocolatePage If this player has potential, I hope Mailata’s positive words get through to him.

@TChocolatePage Exceptional speech, but more than that, look at this video with the sound off. From the waist down, the youth’s legs look like the letter X: out of shape, swollen, and weak glutes. Mailata’s lower body looks strong, and well formed.

Jordan Mailata in leadership #flyeaglesfly #Eagles

@XeyedNpainless_ @Emilio2763 Do your own research

@Emilio2763 Scharber is still in the League? Doesn’t he consistently hit like .220?

“I’m Pitching a Tent”…

@historyinmemes This is more about the high death and inheritance tax in Japan than anything else. This was an extremely sad state of affairs, but Japan has a crushing effect on inherited family wealth, despite being a country of savers with excellent credit.

Officials went to congratulate Sogen Kato, Tokyo's oldest man, on his 111th birthday, but found his mummified body in bed — dead for 30 years. His family had kept it secret to keep collecting his pension.

@Sports5T @Hunter_Weiss @Nspoh_ @Toyota On top of Mauna Kea

@Samujiro5 @Hunter_Weiss @Nspoh_ @Toyota Where was this taken my friend?

Toyota sells a $13,000 truck that gets 27MPG but it's banned in America

@Hunter_Weiss @Nspoh_ @Toyota I’ve still got my 2007 black cherry. 206,000+ miles and still going strong

@Nspoh_ @Toyota that render reminds me of their old FJ they discontinued

@whisper_riot @OnPattison @billykyle Philly fans are seen in every state, and abroad. Everyone universally dislikes Boston.

@OnPattison @billykyle Um...no...sorry. Boston by a mile.

Best sports city in the world. RT if you agree #FlyEaglesFly Photo by: @billykyle

@NickFoles You win tweet of the year!…(2024-25 NFL Football Season)

It's really cool that Tom Brady got to be there for the Eagles' two Super Bowl wins! He might be a good luck charm. Have a great night!

Isaac, do yourself a favor and go follow @MakisMD.

@Huff4Congress @JordanSellers If there was gumbo on that burger it’d be perfect

@JordanSellers Sometimes AI can make a mistake, so I asked it to redo the image. Better?

I asked AI to create a photo of what Europeans think the average American citizen of every state looks like. Here are the surprising results, in alphabetical order. Thread 🧵

@JPMartel31 @SNYtv Bc the fans already know

@SNYtv Why is the stadium half fill? Embarrassing

Sound 'em. 🎺🎺🎺

@realchupucabra @jamers2012 @JamesOKeefeIII Are you choosing to ignore the fact that multiple citizens saw the gunman climb to the roof, alerted authorities, and that this was ignored by said authorities? More importantly, why is a rooftop 150 yards away, not already being manned by SS?

@jamers2012 @JamesOKeefeIII They can’t just shoot people. It was called in, agents would move to make contact and the counter snipers were monitoring. They had to confirm who it was. This all happened quickly. Not an excuse for having a void in that obvious danger area

JUST IN: Photo of Shooter who attempted assassination of Trump has been confirmed authentic by sources on the ground at rally in Pennsylvania, after shooter was shot dead. Heads are currently rolling at US Secret Service. Internal investigation teams from DHS inbound intent on investigating USSS… DEVELOPING… SIGNAL IN BIO… @OKeefeMedia

@Tim_Denning When I first moved to Manhattan, I took a job at Lombardi’s Pizza. Bill came in after he and his crew made a large order, and while waiting for his pies, saw the phone guy was overwhelmed answering three phones at once, so he started taking calls, doing his best to get the orders

Be weird as hell - Show up to random weddings - Be a bartender at SXSW - Pretend you're a nobody - Go to parties uninvited

Most people are unhappy. So, I've spent 20 hours watching Bill Murray interviews over 3 months. What I found? Bill Murray's Happiness Formula:

@knicks_union Looks like a wrapped crepe to me

Enjoy this video of Clyde eating fries with no hands

@FrancoMarinaj @SportsGrid @NFL 😂

@NFL “The most Honolulu Blue you’ll see in one spot…” 👀

@petersuderman I’m so very sorry for your loss. We suddenly lost our 8 month old English Bulldog puppy during thanksgiving dinner last year. Prayers to you and yours, and may your big boy rest in peace.

It is with great sadness that I must report that the Big Guy, Blake the bullmastiff, passed away unexpectedly today at four years old. He was my best boy, my bro, my barback, my research assistant, my drinking buddy, my confidante, my hangout guy, my dear close friend.

@GrindeOptions @grace__omalley @stoolpresidente @highnoonsunsips $17.99 for one 12 pack

@grace__omalley @stoolpresidente @highnoonsunsips How much?

dp out here in hawaii @stoolpresidente

@ChoderGolf @grace__omalley @stoolpresidente @highnoonsunsips It’s Foodland Stores. They’re on all islands, and usually have uniform discount prices

@grace__omalley @stoolpresidente @highnoonsunsips Which island?

@DAWGGGGGG55 @grace__omalley @stoolpresidente @highnoonsunsips Foodland

@grace__omalley @stoolpresidente @highnoonsunsips What store?