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Autonomous Pigeon Collective

@Samurai336

Social media gives legions of idiots the right to speak what they once only spoke at the bar. Now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner.

Boston MA Katılım Eylül 2008
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Tasting History
Tasting History@TastingHistory1·
Hope to see everyone in Boston tomorrow! Saturday, 10/14, at 11:30am at Old South Church. No need to book ahead, just show up!
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𝔇, Hunter of the Dead 🌙✨
CEO, ugly crying, throwing up “I’m so worried about your resting heart rate bestie 😔😔😔so I brought you back in to the office, by the way I’m not going to match your pay to inflation or compensate you for overtime. There’s pizza and sugar if you get hungry.”
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Free Belarus News (Eng.)
Free Belarus News (Eng.)@BelarusMiniInfo·
Taylor Swift remains undetectable by German U-boats.
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Emmy Cicierega
Emmy Cicierega@EmmyCic·
tech bros wake up every day like “how can I hack existing. How can I avoid living my life and making human connections. How can I monetize what everyone else has without having to be vulnerable like them. What will I feed my monkey nft for dinner tonight”
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Jared Yates Sexton
Jared Yates Sexton@JYSexton·
Love that the GOP is based on the idea that helping people is destructive and riddled through with ulterior motives and schemes, but every one of them is like, “Listen, can’t a billionaire pay for everything for his Supreme Court Justice friend and ask nothing in return?”
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Mom
Mom@mommilph·
Every time I hear about some techbro inventing something that already exists:
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fareed
fareed@it_is_fareed·
Tech guys when the startup has money: "Our AI will crush you under its heel. We are rendering you, teeming human biomass, irrelevant. I am become death destroyer of worlds." Tech guys when the startup money is gone: "I'm just a rural farmer, farming my code. I'm a family man"
Meb Faber@MebFaber

Change "Silicon Valley Bank" to "Kansas Farmers Bank". Replace "tech startups" with "farmers". Replace "MBS" with "farm loans". Do you feel different? If you were calling for "let them fail" are you now screaming "save them?!" Or vice versa. Would any of the tech elite care in this alt scenario? No. Hard to check your bias at the door... Signed, A farmer and entrepreneur who has invested in >350 startups many of which are probably having an awful weekend.

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Ed Markey
Ed Markey@SenMarkey·
Norfolk Southern is going to spend billions on stock buybacks this year, but has only committed $5.6 million to support East Palestine families affected by the train derailment and toxic chemical spill. These families deserve more—Norfolk Southern can afford it.
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Samantha Ruddy
Samantha Ruddy@samlymatters·
I truly do not understand why we are so obsessed with teaching kids state capitals. You know what happens when you have a failing school system except for state capitols? The dumbest people alive know where to go to try to kidnap a governor.
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