Sam

calling my uncircumcised friend adam sandler because he’s an uncut gem

An automated A.I. WWE news channel on YouTube tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane!🤣

@_sorrengailll @AmazonPrime I'll choose a later delivery date and it still doesn't show up

Can someone at @amazonprime please explain why it’s worth it to have a prime membership when we no longer get overnight shipping and most of the prime movies are for a fee?

How do you even discover that you have this talent

booboo keys

@Breaking911 Same shit that happened in batman

Insane scenes in NYC following heavy rain.

NEW: Canadian Member of Parliament Tamara Jansen welcomes newborn grandson, Charlie Kirk Jansen.

glued my butthole shut I couldn't give a shit if I tried

@theblaiirwitch If my wife made this for me I'd eat it

How romantic it is to make lunch for your boyfriend.

@Wendigoon8 Would be a nice phone background too

Stephen casually dropping two of the hardest patches ever through Kickstarter add-ons (the second one is 2 Corinthians 10:4 in Aramaic)

The son of retired YouTuber Outdoor Boys has completed his first solo camping trip in Alaska Outdoor Tom built his own shelter, started his own fire, and his dad camped nearby to make sure he was okay

@ybhn1h I don't even got 3 inches

hantavirus can shrink dih size by 3 inches im crying😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

When your back does that little unload crack thing and you just chill there for a bit

@reimufan099 Skill issue

Has anyone else realized there's nothing to fucking watch on youtube anymore

About to hop on CS 😁

hentaivirus? yea I got one of them on my parents computer before

first in my bloodline to smoke this much weed.

smoking on shit that made john jacob jingleheimer schmidt