Sandeh Brian

@_MtuTano It's 7:20 Bro 😂

Ule MC wa kudinyiwa dame na uncle yake aliniita "sterile drunkard" imebidi niamke niconfirm if I can still get natural morning boners. Karibu nirarue duvet, mamaye... kumbe he was lying for RTS. But fact ni yeye alidinyiwa na anko na usiku alipewa akadhani dame ako wet kumbe...

@Branicemercy 30k ? Am not the target clientele kusema kweli 😂

Selling my barely used adizero pro 4 Selling because they are too big for me wore them for an easy 10 kms . DM interested Selling price 30k . Great option for race days if you are looking for that PB during NCM 😉😉😅

@_MtuTano Ni end month Bro watu wako na bills za kulipa Msee 😂

Hata ujiadvertise aje... Hakuna mwanaume atakubali kukulipia wewe na mtoto wako shule na medical insurance. Wanataka below 25. Kwani hukupata memo?🤔🤔

Mr Six months! The youngsters you promised laptops 8 yrs ago are now old enough to see through your LIES. The youth you promised 8 million jobs in 8 yrs can see through the WHEELBARROW lie you are now peddling. It has been 8 yrs Mr 6 months and not 3yrs. No Mr 6 months!

@Lightcasttvke A fool is considered wise if he keeps his mouth shut

Roseline Alionya forced to take an escape route after Obinna questioned her about which faction of ODM between Linda Mwananchi and Linda Ground has the people

@NyakundiReport ... people are clapping at the end 😅

Tharaka Nithi Woman Representative Susan Ngugi loses composure after residents heckled and disrupted her address, responding sharply in dismissive remarks that have since drawn public criticism. The incident unfolded as she was making a case for President William Ruto's administration and his 2027 re-election bid, which was received with visible contempt by locals.

@Mnyika_1 Hey @_MtuTano kwa ile swali yako ya bibi mlevi ama mkamba. Ebu ongeza mnono pia kama option 😂😂😂

A woman confronts her deadbeat baby daddy in an open market after meeting 15 months since he nutted inside her . The man denies the baby saying the woman was a midfielder and he wasn't hitting the wet crack alone.

@georgediano Ati instruments of power to her source of income 😂😂😂😂

The day our boy Opande decided to expose what we believed was immorality, self-proclaimed defenders of women empowerment came out guns blazing, not to investigate the facts, but to protect a loose woman. Even the Cabinet Secretary for Gender swung into action, writing to the Embassy of the United States, a move that eventually cost our boy his job. Judgment was swift, outrage was loud, and due process was nowhere to be seen. Then as it often happens in the age of social media, videos of Naipei came out while she was busy inserting instruments of power to her source of income. Here lower openings were all over social media, probably even her parents saw them. Things that should have been examined before livelihoods were destroyed. But by then, the damage had already been done. A man had already paid the price, not because facts were established, but because public emotion had taken over common sense. This should be a lesson to everyone.. in today’s world, accusations trend faster than truth, outrage spreads faster than evidence & reputations are destroyed long before facts are verified. Real equality means holding both men and women to the same standards of accountability. Defending bad behavior simply because it fits an ideological narrative doesn’t advance justice, it kills credibility. That's why I'll always be brutally honest rather than being a populist when it comes to pumping some sense to daughters of Agrippina.

@ItsGoddy_ @Dr_AustinOmondi Musa Faki ni AU chairman 😂

@Dr_AustinOmondi Musa Faki

I am bet top dollar most Kenyans cannot name you the senator of Mombasa—Kenyans 2nd biggest city.

@Spenser901 @Dr_AustinOmondi Boy Juma boy died

@Dr_AustinOmondi Is it juma boy..

@Zebracrisis 🤣🤣🤣

Human beings have started to develop as animals.(they look alike)

@polo_kimanii @wa_ngachu 😂😂😂hii ni ukweli mwingine nilikopesha yeye na anafaa kulipa in 2weeks na amekuwa mzuri sana kwangu kuniamkia na morning text anathani niliingia hii town juzi 😂😂😂😂

@wa_ngachu How would i know now? Ujinga ikiwahi kuingia kwa iyo kichwa yako ujaribu kukatia client na hujalipwa, utaona moto. You will lose both her and the money. Inakuwanga mbaya sana aki ata umenipea bad memories ndugu yangu

No one has asked me but Im going to say it anyway. Outside banters,bangis,jabas and the dramas,This is kamadam is a kind woman. Shes good people. If you visit her,she’ll overfeed you while telling you how your brokeness is associated with the moon being closer to Planet saturn. Theres absolutely zero reason to hate on her. Tungepatana ile wakati nilikua single ambitious bachelor ningetwanga yeye penalty niondokee pofati one touch. Her husband (is/was/will be) very lucky

@Rozay_kamau Wicked family

Naonanga huyu mathe akiongea naboeka yangu yote, nikikumbuka her Father In Law embezzled Ksh 100 billion from Kenya Power in the 90s siku za Moi then ran away to avoid prosecution!!! Anyone related or married to corruption siwezi jifanya ni mtu mpoa hata akiongea sense aje!!!

@Zebracrisis 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ugandans eat rats,,,don't be to comfortable.

@_MtuTano 😂😂😂

Ule mtu alikuacha stranded huko Kisumu Int. Airport after taking a flight to go see him doesn't realise what he lost🤭A gem 💎Utapata Kamau atasema hio wall imebondeka juu umeikalia. Don't listen to bullies. Keep doing you rafiki 💪🏽

@_fels1 In the pyramid of hierarchy the clergy is closer to the masses than the politician. If the economy is bad even the clergy is affected as the people won't tithe. So if he's speaking he's just voicing the plights of those below him

That Reverend Ong'injo guy must now choose whether he wants to be a politician or a clergy collecting 10% from his gullible sheep. He can't continue to wear pedophilia costumes to the pulpit to uncontrollably run his mouth about politics. It's UNACCEPTABLE!!!

The debt Moi handed to Kibaki: 600 billion. 600 billion in 40 years. The debt Kibaki handed Uhuru: 1.8 trillion. Kibaki borrowed 1.2 trillion in 10 years. The debt Uhuru handed Ruto: 8.5 trillion. Uhuru borrowed 7.3 trillion in 10 years! Legally, Uhuru was allowed to borrow only 2 trillion, but he borrowed an extra 5.3 trillion ILLEGALLY. By the time Uhuru left, we had paid 7 trillion according to an independent and verifiable forensic audit. We paid the legal 2 trillion, and also paid Uhuru's illegal debt of 5 trillion. Therefore, our balance was 1.5 trillion in 2022. However, the debt has continued to skyrocket, rising from 8.5 trillion to 12 trillion. This begs the question, who is pocketing our money? Why is the parliament not summoning Uhuru to explain this blatant constitutional violation? Why is Ruto not being put to task by parliament on why he continues to abet this illegal repayment? Why are we paying a debt that doesn't exist? Today, for every 100 shillings we collect as revenue, 96 shillings is repaying this debt. A debt that doesn't exist, builds nothing, and gives zero return on investment. We are only left with 4 shillings to pay civil servants, run the government, and build infrastructure. We are in chains. Our children deserve to be told the truth. We can't hand the country to them that is in debt, in shambles and in chains. This madness must stop!

@masaku_ Comprehension Ndugu aki!

I hate all Kenyan politicians because what nonsense is this? Kenyans want dual highways whether we get abducted or not

@citizentvkenya What are this honestly?

Dr Obwaka death probe: Police arrest a 45-year-old woman over Dr. Obwaka’s death Police say the suspect was in the company of Obwaka in Kitengela #CitizenWeekend

@_MtuTano 😂😂😂who is the enemy today

May is mental health awareness month. It has always been observed since 1949. On that note, this account WILL NOT tolerate bullies. Any bully will be blocked and will be met by full wrath. Bullies disgust me!!!