Sandi Smith

When you get pinged & have to isolate but the weather's glorious...

@paulfoot This is the guy to do it

FACTS Since the last election in 2019, our solar system has moved 33 billion km through the Milky Way, so we’re in a totally different place to last time Since then the Earth has turned 1667 times. That’s enough to spin us off into space. The next PM must bring this danger down

Good job, Swindon 👍🏻

David Bull on BBC pretending the reform campaign flyers didn't talk about immigration & nothing else. #Election2024

@LordImmunitas I'll be interested to see the demographics of the voters

@Chodbinladen_X I am doing just that

@SandiSmiff Read it and weep

Not comfortable with the number of reform votes there 🤔 #Election2024

@LordImmunitas Right? The tory voters are moving to reform there. So, same racists, different party.

@Jo_Caulfield The reform number, though. Made me shudder!

Well done Sunderland South 👏👏

@LordImmunitas Yes, scary

It's-4 outside. The heating isn't on in my room. It's boiling. The Swiss people need to come to the UK & sort our heating out 😯

It would be super great if microwave manufacturers put the wattage of the microwave on the front

I feel like I'm watching human buckaroo #Coronation2023

A colleague is getting this message when trying to go live from a Zoom meeting to a Facebook page. I can go live from the same meeting to the same page. We both have the same permissions for the meeting (she's an alternative host) & on the Facebook page. Any ideas how to fix?

Just saw a man buy a can of coke, drop it on the floor & now he can't open it for a while. I imagine he bought it because he was thirsty, so now I feel sad for him ☹️

@robrouse I took mine to the dump.

Genuine question. What’s everyone done with their CD’s? Do you keep them, sort them? Recycle them? Asking as a potential borderline hoarder! X

Sorry, not sorry.

And HMRC still won't put the mileage rate up for self-employed people which has been the same since 2011 #AutumnStatement

Wtf are these? They're swarming round our breakfast

Really looking forward to welcoming some great comedians to Giggle at the Guildhall in the next few months. @TomGloverComedy , @SandiSmiff , @lukehonnoraty , @riordan_dj & @daavidarnold . #comedy #axminster #giggle #laughing #laughteristhebestmedicine