Yes, Musk bought a social media platform and changed the algorithm to boost Nazis, but it’s not like he’s going around doing an actual Nazi salu- oh, forget that.
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John Gibson
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John Gibson
@SandyFootwells
Come back to this and write something funny in here. One of @feltnowt
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To be fair, Grok probably told him that’s the kind of salute you do at a right-wing rally.
Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump
Wait, did Musk just do a Nazi salute?
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@SandyFootwells Hi! If you convert the rtf to a pdf that should do the trick. Thanks
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@DMsAreOpenBBC Hi. I’m trying to upload sketches but the ‘Choose a File’ button doesn’t let me upload rft format files (the text says ‘audio/or PDF files’ - and it will let me upload PDF files, but I can’t imagine that’s what you want). Any help gratefully appreciated. Thanks
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To be fair, I only look like an accountant. And rap like an accountant. This rap battle has David and Goliath written all over it - except David is also an accountant.
Felt Nowt@FeltNowt
Did you know we have an actual rapper at our Rap Battle event at @BobiksNcl on 27th? 🎤 @JackFox_710 has been rapping for years, and even opened for @theGLC last year! He'll be facing @SandyFootwells who is...uh...an accountant... Don't miss it. Tix - feltnowt.co.uk/events/204/
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It’s all happening in Whitley Bay tonight.
I mean not literally all, some things are happening elsewhere, but this will be great.
Felt Nowt@FeltNowt
Tonight! Great stand up comedy @LaurelsTheatre in Whitley Bay. A great line up with @CallMeCantrill of @MmmSausage @r_jacz @SandyFootwells and host @Thegavinwebster Tix: feltnowt.co.uk/events/95/
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Really looking forward to this gig. Everyone one the bill, except one, has been on TV. Let’s not dwell on which one is the odd one out.
Felt Nowt@FeltNowt
Did we all enjoy the shows at @LaurelsWhitley this weekend? 👋🏻 We're there every Fri & Sat with more live comedy. Here's what we've got for you next week with MC @Thegavinwebster; @CallMeCantrill // @SandyFootwells // @r_jacz 🔥 Get your tix early! - feltnowt.co.uk/laurels/
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Top stand up every Friday and Saturday @LaurelsWhitley in Whitley Bay!
@laurenpattison is here (Fri only) a sparkling talent, an act we are proud to have in the region!
PLUS @r_jacz @halbranson and @SandyFootwells with @SteffenPeddie on Saturday
feltnowt.co.uk/events/
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This will be the best thing to happen to Whitley Bay since it was in that episode of Vera.
Felt Nowt@FeltNowt
Thank you to everyone that has came to @LaurelsWhitley so far ❤️ This is what we've got in store for you next Friday & Saturday! MC @halbranson introduces; @r_jacz //@SandyFootwells // @laurenpattison (Fri only!) // @SteffenPeddie (Sat only!) Tix! - bit.ly/3ygh9KP
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This is the best thing to happen to Whitley Bay since it was in an episode of Vera.
Felt Nowt@FeltNowt
Look at the lineups we have soon @LaurelsWhitley in Whitley Bay! Tix feltnowt.co.uk Ben Crompton @SteffenPeddie @halbranson @SandyFootwells @neildownstandup @Spammayo @SiBeckwith @JohnScottComedy @omarstandup @GreekComedian @FranGarrity1 @JackFox_710 @sammytdobson
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Come to this, man - it’ll be great.
I mean, not if you don’t live in the area or if you have other things on, that would be just bonkers. But other than that, definitely come to this.
Felt Nowt@FeltNowt
Southwick! We had such a great time last time at Carnival House, so we are back on 30th July with an incredible line up! @LostVoiceGuy @laurenpattison @SandyFootwells and host @halbranson @CreativeSeed100 creativeseed.org/bookings-check…
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I know I haven’t been around for a while and then I go and share an ad, but man, there are great things going on with North East comedy and I’d hate for you to miss out.
P.S. I love you
Felt Nowt@FeltNowt
ALL Felt Nowt online shows are now £5, including this Friday's LIVE stand up show! From a real venue with a real audience, the closest thing possible to a real gig! feltnowt.co.uk/events/33/
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@TwopTwips Miss you too marra, but I'm doing satirical tweets elsewhere to bring down the Tories. To be honest, it's not going that well :-(
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Sorry I haven't tweeted much, I've been trying to work out how to switch envelopes at an Oscars ceremony. Worked quite well I thought.
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@Spuffyness Hi Michelle, that's lovely - thanks. Hope you're well.
John :-)
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I've been away from Twitter for a while, but if you want to hear some jokes I'll be telling them here tonight. twitter.com/standnewcastle…
The Stand Newcastle@StandNewcastle
Final chance to catch these laugh merchants! @marknelsoncomic @felicityward @SandyFootwells @alfiejoey Tickets: ow.ly/srTj3063HuT
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