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@fluffyguy When Fluffy sees a BBQ stand.....Fluffy gets the BBQ....

Emergency landing!!! Our private jet skid off the runway and wound up in a field in Andrew’s, N. Carolina. Everyone is ok but shaken up. Happy to be alive. I love u all 🤗

@OnyxSuccubus @LovesTheWords How many years have I been living in that mind.....rent free?

@SantaVSJews @LovesTheWords You reverse search a merc? Lol, do you know how many ppl drive them?!?

@luisjgomez @IsabellaMDeLuca

@IsabellaMDeLuca God’s not real

my thoughts after driving past the nyc pride event: - everyone looks physically unhealthy - the females here desperately need deodorant and razors asap - despite all the rainbows and colorful flags, everyone looks depressed - it looks like i’d get an std if i walked through the crowd - surprised God hasn’t brought his wrath upon this event yet

@budlight Ehhhh so stupid people is how you view your customers. Good job.

Cliff Burton OR Lemmy? #Lemmy #CliffBurton returnofrock.com/the-best-bassi…

@AnthonyCumia Good to see bill burrs donations are paying off....

Congratulations. You’ve invented the paint shaker.

@TimJDillon How can a bottom assault you?

Luis has sexually assaulted me multiple times.

@greg16676935420 Karl Benz invented the first automobile

Steve Jobs invented the cell phone 📱 Gerald Ford invented the car 🚙 Elon Musk invented rocket ships 🚀 Bill Gates invented the computer 💻 Ben Franklin invented electricity 💡 Tim Cook invented virtual reality 🥽 ❓What will I invent❓

@MonstersOfRock First CD.....now my first cassette was Twisted Sister Stay Hungry.

@dom_lucre Lack of Ironman.

This can’t be iron man.

@jimmykimmel @Everytown Agreed

Today is National Gun Violence Awareness Day. Remember the families devastated by a crisis that claims innocent lives every day. The time to act is NOW. #WearOrange @Everytown wearorange.org

@MichaelRapaport Snowball...

Sh!t is getting out of hand. If you’re offended by a chicken chain, or a beer can, you’re a dumbfck

@AnthonyCumia Fixed it...

Nothing is ever good enough for these people.

@nypost Fixed it...

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@AnthonyCumia Yet all the book stores remain safe.....

But don’t DARE use the dreaded “N” word. Even if it is the best way to describe these POS criminals.

@LionelMedia Even Frankenstein wore a suit....

OK, I give up. Explain to me the sartorial slovenliness and its connection to some neurological disorder. Go ahead. I’m all ears.

@JebraFaushay Jeff Bezos lite....

@BernieSanders Says the guy who didn't pay his staff $15 an hour and has 3 homes......

Republicans are so concerned about the national debt that their estate tax repeal bill would give: $1.8 trillion to billionaires $88 billion to the Walton family $72 billion to Elon Musk’s family $46 billion to the Jeff Bezos family $0 to 99.9% of families Total hypocrisy!

@RealDLHughley Hollywood could solve ALL homelessness with 15% of their wealth......yet you don't.