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Was on my first flight where someone mouthed off and got kicked off. I am now an American? Yes?

@Royals @mellinger @hawaiianbros Can it come in a hat?

Bringing the Aloha Spirit to the ballpark. 🍍 We’re proud to welcome @hawaiianbros to The K this season!

This is…. Amazing.

overheard in a starbucks just now: “i just saw that movie about the sun dying” “project hail mary?” “hamnet”

@KeenaLynch27844 Texas based?

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This shit show right here.

Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.

We’re finally doing this!! #snl

The stage* is set. *hardwood.

@the_bizz_ness Nornally I’d sleep through it but now I have kids and they were 😱

@Sar517 Shit all you gotta do is text a townie like me, I'll tell you if it's real or not

First time I’ve had to get into the basement since living in KC 🌪️

Thousands of out of towners coming to KC for the Big 12 tournament and this mess is what they arrive to. This has been going on for months. Terrible timing and never ending. 🚧

The science of fetal microchimerism should have broken the internet by now. It hasn’t. When I read about a research I was so curious to know what’s actually happening. Fetal cells — carrying the child’s own DNA — cross into the mother’s bloodstream during pregnancy and never fully leave. They embed into her organs. Her heart muscle. Her brain tissue. Researchers have found a child’s living cells inside mothers in their 90s, from pregnancies six decades old. The child left the womb. The cells didn’t. And they don’t just sit there. They migrate toward damage. Women with heart injuries show fetal cells concentrated at the wound site. Women with thyroid disease show their children’s cells inside the affected tissue. The body that built the child gets tended to, in return, by the child’s own cells. Nobody designed this consciously. Evolution quietly built a repair system out of the mother-child bond itself. The brain side of this is equally staggering. Pregnancy triggers gray matter reorganization — a structural rewiring that sharpens threat detection, deepens empathy, fundamentally alters how a mother processes the world. These changes persist for years after birth. Possibly permanently. A mother’s nervous system doesn’t return to its factory settings. It was updated by the experience of carrying another person, and that update sticks. The part worth sitting with longest — women who experienced pregnancy loss carry fetal cells too. The cellular merging doesn’t require a birth. It doesn’t require years of raising someone. Those cells remain regardless of what happened after. A mother grieving a child she never brought home is grieving someone biologically still present inside her. The world consistently underestimates that grief. The science says we have no business doing that. Mothers always knew the connection didn’t end at birth. Turns out it doesn’t end at the cellular level either.

@RealRodLacroix I love posts like this bc it’s exactly how I felt but I don’t have to deal with all the moronic comments telling me I didn’t get it and must not be a mother.

Watched “If I Had Legs I Would Kick You.” You know how sometimes a movie has great reviews so you start watching it and you think “Okay this is terrible” but again it has great reviews and an Oscar nod so you think “I will stick with it to see if it gets better” but it doesn’t get better it somehow gets worse and worse but now there’s only 28 minutes left and you are completely invested so you figure they will clean everything up in the end and explain everything so you understand what this movie was actually about but then it just ends and you’re like WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK DID I JUST WATCH? That is this movie.

Me crying: I DONT WANNA WAIT FOR OUR LIVES TO BE OVAHHH.

Movie trailers the only good thing about a non @Chiefs Super Bowl

LA’s Olympic Opening Ceremony should be Red Panda and a guy throwing frisbees to dogs.

It’s totally ok to not like a movie. And If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a perfectly fine one not to like. That doesn’t mean the person watching didn’t get it or wasn’t paying attention. You can also appreciate the acting and hate the movie. Not everyone is gonna yum your yum.

@katya_zamo Agree. One of the worst films I’ve ever seen.

This is why you always wait a few weeks to update.