Sara Howell

@Cz_Rog coming from someone who's always had extra pocket space

I'm Boring Myself: A Memoir of My Time Completing Assignments for the College of Education

@Cz_Rog Twitter and upgrading in one day?? I might have to go to the hospital, or assisted living at least

Me: *does something* Mom: My grandma used to do that. Me: *defends myself* Mom: Yeah, that's always what Grandma said, too. YES I'M A G'MA

@Jamie_Bowman @haden_bell brb I fainted

@Cz_Rog I forgive you.

My only issue with the "I Hate Tennessee" video is that I don't think it's very fair to garbage truck workers to compare them to UT fans.

I'm officially obsessed with @GilmoreGuysShow. What a dream to have someone talk about Gilmore Girls whenever I want.

Me: Can I have these CDs? Mom: Yeah, I have them all on my iPod, anyway. My mom is more hip than I am.

I just don't understand why they'd start school when the Olympics are still going on. #TeamUSA

I might've already cried 5 times while watching the Olympics.

Why are people surprised that Melania plagiarized Michelle Obama's speech? Her husband plagiarized Ronald Reagan's campaign slogan.

@kschwags0 I'm still explaining the house 9 wifi password to people

@haden_bell I don't see how that is different than home...

I don't know if it's Magnum P.I. or Richard from Friends, but Tom Selleck is one of the most likable actors in Hollywood.

There is no comment you can receive from a professor more frustrating or confusing than "interesting point." WHAT DO YOU MEAN SIR

The College of Education should stop calling us pre-service teachers and start calling us mirrors, for all the reflecting we have to do.

This week I witnessed an almost-arrest, accidentally electrocuted myself, and taught my first class ever. And it's only Wednesday.

What crime did I commit to deserve sitting inside all day

@meganesmith24 thank you, Megan!