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@KNECKenya Tell us also about the KCSE results. Mbona zinachelewa?

𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄! The sample papers for the Kenya Pre-vocational Level Education Assessment (KPLEA) have been uploaded on the CBA portal, cba.knec.ac.ke for access to schools offering the stage-based pathway.

You should cover mirrors while sleeping

@jajimkuu_ Ikr 😂

5. The man who built the Titanic: After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said: "Not even God can sink it." The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic sad though

3. Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil): During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.

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Hii Jamhuri day @SafaricomPLC wamekuwa in Coast spreading the festive cheer. @ChisakaRon @aceNyagwoi tokeeni mpewe mazawadi. This is definitely my favourite thing about Safaricom after Tunukiwa, vile they have events za community #SambazaFurahaNaSafaricom

#SambazaFurahaNaSafaricom caravan imepitia so many regions na sasa iko Coast finally! Leo wako Salama, Sultan, Emali, Masimba, Kiboko, Makindu, Kiunduani, Kibwezi na wamalizie Mtito Andei. Gifts ni kibao vile mnaona Hadi kuku na mbuzi. Just @SafaricomPLC spreading joy. Tokeeni

Dr. Dennis Kinyua was driving along the Thika Superhighway when he noticed a car that not only resembled his, but also had matching registration numbers, overtake him.

Yaani @SafaricomPLC wameamua hii festive season ni good things na maoffer kali. If uko area haina fiber then this is for you. They've launched home 5G unlimited speed packages for people not covered by fiber

Two Rivers are offering the Biggest Black November Sales across all of it's stores with mad discounts of up to 50%. Make sure you visit Yokora Sports on the First floor for the huge Black Friday Sale. Hii isikupite mtu wangu #TRBlackNovember @TwoRivers_KE #TwoRivers

@itsjimke No way you just admitted to statutory rape online 💀. Are you defending or destroying that ra pist

I haate the double Standards y'all are showing for #SquidGameTheChallenge So Mai didn't pick a girl as agreed but that's just gameplay, she was speaking ill of TJ...she just didn't know him. But y'all hating player 97 over a burger! Player 229 for the same gameplay? Go to hell.

#ThisIsHowweDo #OktobafestEastAfrica at Party Island Lounge activation in Naivasha 6-7th October.#TuskerOktobafest by @TuskerLager Kenyan rap music na genge Wakadinali na Fathermoh Friday alafu Mejja na Vijana Barubaru show ni Sato. Unangoja what?

Betty couldn't explain precisely what caused her breakup with Joho but she said the former Mombasa governor paid everything for her for a whole year including DSTv subscription after they broke up. k24tv.co.ke/entertainment/…

@sidney_advocate @Kenyans As if wenye wamekuwa wakirusha na kuuwa watu kutoka kwa matatu ni wamama. Wewe ndo umeleta feelings. Toa feelings and condemn all evils

The tout, however, ignored the cop and threw out the passenger's luggage too. bit.ly/3ott8Fk

Your experience in school with boys with this typa hair👇😂💔

#TuskerFest iko njiani Leo Hii kuelekea Meru, report at Checkmate Lounge earlier today and get free Tusker baridi mbili for entry,Mc Emma with Wakadinali wenyewe,Maandy na Runbiy254 na muziki motomoto,usikose! @tuskerlager #ad