Sarah Swistak

@vanillaice - Alright, stop what you're doing and WATCH! youtu.be/J3AUIbexxVU You were the inspiration behind our latest pregnancy announcement :) @TODAYshow @GMA @CBSMornings @HodaAndJenna @AFVofficial

Not gonna lie. I’m confused how companies like @TheHartford are entitled to overpayment reimbursement for dependent benefits they never actually paid out. Do employers read the predatory policies they’re signing? @dananessel what can be done to fight the corp. greed and $ grab?!

@LansingLugnuts What time do the kiddos need to be there for the pre-game parade?

Good grief... Celebrate the Peanuts gang on Friday, June 14th at Peanuts Night❗️⚾️ In 𝟏 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤, celebrate your league & team in style with: 🔩 Pre-game parade 🔩 Post-game kids run the bases 🔩 Bobblehead giveaway presented by Jackson 🎟️: rb.gy/pis8b2

How it started vs. how it’s going. Celebrating 7 years of wedded bliss with this fella…and several thousand of our closest friends. #Lions #OnePride Whaddya say @DanCampbellGOAT - Can I get a fist bump? 🥺🤞🏻

Oops! Forgot to tag @supermariomovie 🪠🎮🍄

It’s-a-me…Chloe! Honestly @NintendoAmerica…I’m not sure a greater #Luigi fan exists. There’s only two times she’ll take this hat off…bed and bath…and it needs to be in her line of sight both times. This girl needs some new swag!

Always the hat. No matter what we’re doing. 🤣🤣

I finally got back into my Twitter account. Woot, woot!

@tigers We’ve got a new batch of first-gamers with us. We are headed to guest services soon!! ♥️

@SarahSwistak Hey there Cecily! Be sure to get a First Game Certificate at Guest Services near Section 131!

Eat ‘em up @tigers!!! It’s Cecily’s first game! #Detroitroots

@BCBSM : “We cover all pediatric vaccines.” Me: “So why am I being charged $99 for my daughter’s flu vaccine.” BCBSM: “Oh, that’s the vaccine administration fee. We don’t cover that.” Me: “So you’ll cover the meds, but not the process of getting it into my daughter’s arm?!” 🙄

@LoachTessie @GHFannie I literally laughed out loud. 🤣🤣

@tigers I totally wish I would have seen this when we were at the ballpark! :(

@WLNSKiyerra you look absolutely stunning today! The cut of that dress, the color, your hair! Flawless! 🔥🔥🔥

Anyone have contact info for the owner of @TroppoLansing ?

@OldNavy…if you could do me a solid and make this jumper in an adult size…I’d be forever grateful. If it helps, I’m 5’1”…so I’m barely adult-sized. 🤣

So…when she made the mistake of touching it when she woke up…I did what any parent would do. #sorrynotsorry #shenameditpoopdirt #shehaditcoming #hernewelfbroughtflowers #elfontheshelf #glowforge

Made the mistake of telling my daughter about the #elfontheshelf before reading the book. So when she asked what happened if she touched it, I blurted out “it dies!” 🤦🏻‍♀️ Turns out, that’s not true. 🤣🤣

@jimmyfallon Autocorrect needs to come to terms with the fact that I have never once in my life said “ducking” 🤣 #TheyNeedToFix

It's Hashtags time! Tell us a weird or funny problem that needs a solution, then tag it with #TheyNeedToFix. Could be on the show!

Ruh-Roh. Can anyone spare an R? @TODAYshow