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@NoahVerrier @eddiequintana if we don’t win I think you know what meal I want a commissioned oil painting of.

I’m doing a Giveaway🍔 Win this signed print: to enter just comment and tag someone.. GOOD LUCK!!

The Great British Bake-off had gone too far. This is a war crime.

Really important to know that cops have been stealing more from people than thieves have for years now

@lovestubbs80 That sounds decadent AF.

For Halloween I'm having Bloody Mary's and Dark Reese Peanut Butter Cups. #pregnancydiet

A List of Things People Blamed for the High Cost of Living 🧵

That is my birthday week. Feel free to defund the monarchy as a birthday present.

@heymrsbond Acapulco on Apple+ is a delightful escape and not too white!

William Shatner on his Blue Origin flight to space: "It was among the strongest feelings of grief I have ever encountered." variety.com/2022/tv/news/w…

@JayWamsted We say “my goggles?!” when we realize we’ve forgotten something. Inspired by a former camper of mine who left his goggles down at the pool.

What’s a shorthand phrase you use that would make no sense to anyone else the first time they hear it? I’ll go first. When I say “I wouldn’t put this on a t-shirt, but…” it means “I’m pretty sure I’m right but don’t hold it against me if I’m wrong, okay?”

Researchers who study Type 2 diabetes have reached a stark conclusion: There is no device or drug powerful enough to counter the effects of poverty, pollution, stress, a broken food system, cities that aren't walkable, and inequitable access to healthcare. nyti.ms/3SRkKZS

Do you know how sad I am these these are already sold out?

@MelissaBethHerr Exactly. It definitely helped 😂💗

It was a magical day.

I didn’t want a future where rich people could go to space. I wanted a future where when I get home from work I can jump and spin around like a Sim and I’ll suddenly be in sweat pants.

@robrock88 If it involves green chilies you don’t even have to ask. It’s an enthusiastic yes!

@Sarahparga “Will you get a green Chile cheeseburger with me?”

@PokeKellz @EuphoriTori Women are so happy 😀

@EuphoriTori Women are so cute YES

Misogyny check. Let your phone complete the sentence "Women are..."

@eddiequintana @BrendanWeinhold It’s almost as if women face more scrutiny in certain spaces…

@BrendanWeinhold 100%. Going all-in with J4 is *definitely* not advised, but yeah. It seems like she made a play, which ended up being a coin flip, and she won. The cheating theories on that one are insane.

Yes, I have read all about this week’s cheating allegations in poker, chess, and fishing. Yes, I would love to explain them to you.

@eddiequintana What if?!?!?!

.@Sarahparga: What if they cut the fish open, and there was a human hand in there?

The Crowd.

Talk to your kids about intrusive thoughts. They’re more common than you may realize, and they can be disturbing and scary. Kids don’t know what they are, and they aren’t likely to share they are having them. I cannot even begin to tell you the relief upon learning what they are-