Flake_Plissken🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛

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Flake_Plissken🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛

@Saramonkey

Award-winning writer. Sassypants. GenX. Snarknado. Problematic bitch. Bad dancer. Daydreamer

The Ozarks Katılım Haziran 2009

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Flake_Plissken🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛@Saramonkey·6 Ara

Twenty-five years ago a very handsome guy confessed he had a crush on me. We had a couple of beers and a few laughs a couple of nights after that. 🍻

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Julie_married_to_Thomas_but_not_a_Thomist@gmk_julie·3d

Maybe bringing boys up in a house where the ideal woman they are conditioned to desire is childish in tone, demeanor, appearance, and intellect doesn't produce the healthiest attractions.

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a!v¡n is on BlueSky@enthusmiasma·2d

Still #NOTaDragQueen. Instead, pervert fundamentalists, generations of them, breeding and growing -- and breeding again -- their own prey. #arnews #arpx #argov #arleg #Arkansas @argop #maga #pedoprotectors

Jamie Bonkiewicz@JamieBonkiewicz

Remember when Michelle Duggar made robocalls warning that trans people were a danger to women and children? The threat was never who she warned you about. It was who she raised.

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❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥@tonyhawktruther·3d

“What stocks should I buy right now” Bro you need to be planting cabbage

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Flake_Plissken🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛@Saramonkey·3d

Technically true...

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Flake_Plissken🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛@Saramonkey·14 Mar

@ForgedByBlake When your trainer's message resonates.

Flake_Plissken🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛@Saramonkey

Needed inspiration for exercising so re-read Rollin's "Iron & Soul" essay. Good stuff. ironsouljiujitsu.com/the-name

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Flake_Plissken🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛@Saramonkey·12 Mar

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octopus/caveman@octopuscaveman·12 Mar

How do we feel about these suitcases you can drive around?

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Flake_Plissken🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛@Saramonkey·12 Mar

*Yakov Smirnoff voice* "But in library, Nemo finds you!"

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HARA ᯓ★ KOMIKET OG@haranikala·12 Mar

GOOD AFTERNOON

WALKER🪂@maxl1am

i don't have a five year plan because every two months, i realize i need a different life

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Saganism@Saganismm·11 Mar

“Politically, the weakness of the argument has always been that those who choose the lesser evil forget very quickly that they chose evil.” — Hannah Arendt

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marv 🎧@marvisions1·11 Mar

need a date that just consists of going through each other's liked songs on spotify and explaining each song

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Flake_Plissken🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛@Saramonkey·10 Mar

NICHÉ TO SCRATCH -- Join me in the dirty-song singalong "Silks down, cobs up, that's the way we like to shuck...."

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Flake_Plissken🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛@Saramonkey·9 Mar

Mornin Campers!

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Flake_Plissken🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛@Saramonkey·9 Mar

POCKET SAND! --Can check.

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Flake_Plissken🧜🏻‍♀️🔮🐦‍⬛@Saramonkey·9 Mar

GARDENING, BECAUSE MURDER IS WRONG -- Raked out the raised bed and sowed herbs and onions the way my ancestors taught me, with a beer in one hand and murmuring "Fugit. If it grows, it grows." Also drained and sowed the lettuce table.

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