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@gayguycandleco I'm so sorry for your loss.

My family lost my grandmother Saturday. She was a retired UAW member who armed me with a Kerry ‘04 headband when I was just 10 years old. The passion I witnessed in her undoubtedly contributed to mine today. Seven sons & dozens of grandchildren. She kept busy. She’ll be missed.

@AnnLinkReville @brandicarlile That looks like a baby cocktails pattern!

I'm ready for @brandicarlile! And the MSG security guys got to inspect my #knitting 😂

@0liviajulianna Yes

Twitter, can I get my Covid booster and flu shot the same day?

@jefftimmer Not just ham, 'slimy ham'

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@BBCWorld Why are you giving this hack oxygen? @maggieNYT is a total shill for Trump.

Donald Trump an enigma to people, says journalist Maggie Haberman bbc.in/3yljyWD

@CNN So?

President Joe Biden was caught on microphone using profanity while speaking with Fort Myers Beach Mayor Ray Murphy: cnn.it/3Vaa2j4

@RealJacobPerry Benito "Benny" Mouselini

Meet Benny!

@johnpavlovitz Hold on to 16 as long as you can, change is comin' round real soon

Give me your #BestAdviceFromASong

@TheRealHoarse New pup joined the fam

Friday tradition... Finding the sunshine no matter the clouds. Tell me something good. What good thing happened in your life this week? There is no reply too small. What matters is the looking. Find something.

@RealJacobPerry I'm sorry for the loss of your friends. What a lovely tribute!

And believe me, Natalie had some amazing stories of her own. Overcoming a debilitating childhood disease, among other things. But Jay's story was Natalie's, and vice versa. And that's how they would've wanted me to tell it.

Bear with me because I need to pay tribute to someone who meant a great deal to me. Some 12 years ago my wife and I got to know an older couple at our church. They always stuck out due to their bearing, the way they held hands, and the fact that the man usually drove a sportscar

@JDScholten Sauerkraut! Super easy

For the first time in my life, I bought a whole cabbage. Any suggestions on what goes with it or how to use it in a meal (other than coleslaw!!!)? *I’m trying to cook more

What a shxt news week. Send #awesomdog pics. Cats and invertebrates even.

Can we please do this again??? Send me picssss

@ltelkins See if he answers to Kevin!

This bear is distracting me from writing (just came by, this minute).

@Kris10Callihan I call that, every book written by Kristen Callihan, Lucy Score, Kate Canterbary and Penny Reid

There should be a term for when you happen to think of a scene in a book and immediately get the urge to reread the whole book. Is there? What would it be? 🤔

@OneFreshPillow Bartender to douchy customer: Yeah, this Trump Won is from the table over there. Enjoy

If I owned a bar, I’d put a drink on my menu called “Trump Won”, and if you ordered it, I would just squirt ketchup in your face, then smack you.

@RevDaniel We don't deserve dogs

@RadioFreeTom DON'T DO IT, TOM

@RepSwalwell Hey kids, we used to call this cut The Hedgehog!

I’ve decided this should be on the pardon list, if that’s still in the works.

@RealJacobPerry @HerschelWalker What's worse is that he has more than a 0% chance of actually getting elected

It's entirely possible that @HerschelWalker is one of the worst human beings to ever run for Federal office in the history of this country. #GaSen