Peter Parker. || Spider-Man. Parody.

"Who am I? I'm Spider-Man." 🕸 Flipped account 🕷 Peter Parker 🕸 Spider-Man 🕷 Married to @AlluringRadiant 🕸 Part of @AvengersHQRP 🕷 Written by #BoneHead 🕸 #SpiderMan #Marvel #Avengers 🕷 RT

@AlluringRadiant Don't be baby girl. You're always safe with me. And of course we can stay here all night. [Holds you tight to me rubbing your back kisses your lips.]

@SarcasticWeb I know you won't. I just got a little nervous is all. [Grins wide laying on the web staring up at the night sky. Then rolls over into your embrace. Holds to you tight relaxing.] Are you sure we can stay up here like this all night?

[Holds to you tight as we swing through the city. My brows furrowed but, smiling some.] Don't drop me, Peter!

@AlluringRadiant [Holds you tight to me flings a web swings us around the city.]

@SarcasticWeb That is so sweet. Thanks babe.

@AlluringRadiant You know you're the prettiest girl in the world.

@SarcasticWeb Okay. I was like that is kinda mean. [Laughs.]

@AlluringRadiant That is the result of your writer's husband having old man eyes and not realizing that was there.

@SarcasticWeb Um. What is that crap, Peter?

@AlluringRadiant I promise no more secrets MJ.

@SarcasticWeb I understand. But, not at expense of losing me. But, I understand.

@AlluringRadiant Your safety is most important to me baby girl.

@SarcasticWeb Like a guy who only would not admit he loves me to protect me. And to hide that he shoots webs, and scales buildings. Hm.

@AlluringRadiant @BlackCatAllure She's just jealous of you babe. [Holds you in my arms kisses your lips rubbing your back.]

@BlackCatAllure Peter who is that? [Folds my arms brow raised stern tone.]

Pathetic. [Rolls my eyes.]

@SarcasticWeb You're most welcome.

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@AlluringRadiant You're welcome baby. [Pulls you to me kisses your lips.]

Thanks, Peter. So sweet of you. ❤️

#Follow my love

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