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@Sarcatstix

The world’s lost the plot.

Germany Katılım Ekim 2022
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@HaightonPaul My comments to and about myself are somewhat stronger
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Off milk causes the most hideous stomach gripes. Note to self - sniff test before drinking the stuff.
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@6thgearmotorcyc Never been a bmw fan. It’s marmite. I‘ve got a sneaky you’re erring towards the SuperD 😜
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Sixth Gear Motorcycles
Sixth Gear Motorcycles@6thgearmotorcyc·
Sat on the R1300R at MCL last year & thought it was a dream! Sat on it again recently & got reality checked, the SuperDuke & Tuono comfort is way better!! And let's be real, other bikes on my wishlist are way more stunning, R1300R gets a hard pass from me 😶😂
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@elizaonwheelss @YMUKofficial My choice of engine oil was the last thing on my mind when I was despatch riding in London. But I do use Yamalube now👍
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Yamaha Motor UK@YMUKofficial·
Built to Deliver 💥 With Yamalube at the core of every ride, and the support of an official Yamaha dealer, delivery riders can take on London’s streets with confidence every day. Ride Confident.
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Cramp in the knees after every ride… I think it’s new bike time.
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@Mattisamazing33 Rage against the dying of the light. I would NOT go quiet into that foul night.
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☠️ Matt 👾@Mattisamazing33·
It’s 2036 and Leader of the State, Zack Polanski, has dictated that old white people must live in ‘colonies’ in these areas. Which do you choose? And remember Work Sets You Free!
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@justchristwo @Bultosherpa158 Had the H2 I’d .I’ve another knowing what I do now I’d make it a verrry different bike.
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justChris2 🏍@justchristwo·
Didn't expect to see these on a weekday; two very different variations on the 750cc theme: 4-stroke 4 cyl and 2-stroke 3. Both superb, but I'll take the Honda, which looked like a new bike rather than a restored one 👌
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@Mattisamazing33 Agreed. Roast beef? 😂 if we had a portion of boiled unidentifiable brown it was a good result.
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☠️ Matt 👾@Mattisamazing33·
Nonsense. In primary school in the mid 70s we were served utter slop
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A British school dinner in 1975 was cooked on-site, from whole ingredients, by a dinner lady who knew, without consulting a nutritional database, what a growing child needed to eat. The dinner was: roast beef, gravy from the drippings, boiled potatoes, cabbage, and sponge pudding with custard made from eggs and milk. Or shepherd's pie from real mince. Or liver and onions. Or fish on Friday, battered and fried in beef dripping. In a single sitting: haem iron from the meat, calcium from the custard, B12 from the liver, vitamin A from the gravy fat, vitamin D from the eggs, zinc from the beef, omega-3 from the fish, collagen from the gravy, complete protein from every component, and roughly 800 calories dense enough to carry a child through an afternoon of running around a playground in January. Then the system changed. In the 1980s and 1990s, local authority catering was outsourced. On-site kitchens closed. Dinner ladies were made redundant. Central production kitchens began manufacturing meals reheated in convection ovens. The roast beef became a turkey twizzler. The shepherd's pie became a pre-formed disc of processed potato and reconstituted meat product. The liver disappeared entirely. The fish was coated in breadcrumbs and fried in vegetable oil. The custard was made from powder, water, and yellow colouring. The sponge pudding was replaced by a yoghurt tube. Jamie Oliver's 2005 campaign filmed children who could not identify a tomato. Kitchens where the only equipment was a deep fryer and a microwave. Menus that contained less nutritional value in a full week than the 1975 dinner contained in a single sitting. The government pledged reform. But the on-site kitchen did not come back. The dinner lady did not come back. The roast beef and the liver and the custard made from eggs did not come back. The 1975 dinner lady, who had no nutritional qualification and had never heard of a DIAAS score, was producing, at approximately 30p per serving, a meal that contained more bioavailable nutrition than anything the modern system produces at three times the cost. She has been replaced by a supply chain. The supply chain is more expensive. The children are less well fed. The dinner lady knew what she was doing. Nobody asked her.

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@Col45398669 Out here in Germany trying to sell a bike without a sauber scheckheft (full history) is tricky. They really are a controlling bunch. Services are pricey too. Odd that the TUV is every 2 years for such a exacting bunch. Been doing my own services for 40years pffft I say!
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Col@Col45398669·
£200 for my bike to be serviced. Decided to do it myself.
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MotoTingle 🔧@mototingle·
When you land in paradise🏝️ you find cake. Those is the rules *gin and tonic also happened, but then I spotted cake
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@mototingle @HaightonPaul As long as it isn’t banana cake - that’s just splooge surrounded by damp crumbs.
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@ProBikeUK Lord Cuthbert Von Thrutchworthy from the Duchy of Thingamishagshire. Or thingamie for short.
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@TotalMotorcycle $1500? Does that price include a rubber chicken to slap the delusion out of the seller?
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@mototingle @YMUKofficial Yeah but the best thing about it on a bike is there’s always a new road to explore! Always. Positivmus on two wheels Bébée.
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MotoTingle 🔧@mototingle·
Yamaha XSR900 GP The exhaust is on-point ⭐️
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@mototingle @YMUKofficial I’ve seen the signposts showing me the way… And they’re written in a language I never learned. Profound eh.
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MotoTingle 🔧@mototingle·
@Sarcatstix @YMUKofficial It’s about evolution. We all change and adapt to suit. I’m at an age where… Nah, I still don’t know what direction I’m supposed to be going in 😂
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@mototingle @YMUKofficial I’ve got to that age where I yearn for some aspects of the past but appreciate some aspects of the modern… But I’m also of the age where I ache in the morning and hate everything, but that’s unrelated.
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