The Sardonic Side-Eye

@abcnews "Could be a riot, could be a wedding. The result is the same ..600 dead" - Frankie Boyle

The crush happened as thousands of fans gathered outside M Chinnaswamy Stadium to celebrate the winners of the world's most popular T20 cricket tournament. ab.co/4dRBoEf

@catturd2 If only she had months and months of warning to do something about it!

Don’t barge into our country illegally, and this will never happen to you.

@SkyNewsAust Can you ask some of the little champagne socialists their opinion on this? I need a good laugh.

Two Chinese researchers, including a “loyal member” of the Chinese Communist Party, have been charged with conspiracy and making false statements after allegedly smuggling a dangerous biological pathogen into the US. skynews.com.au/world-news/uni…

@abcnews is this news to you?

Many Australians have a long weekend coming up thanks to the King's Birthday public holiday on Monday. ab.co/4jDpW0i

@SkyNewsAust *Money Laundering

New analysis has revealed federal climate spending has risen to $9 billion per year, amid Albanese government claims renewables are “the cheapest form of energy”. skynews.com.au/australia-news…

A new study challenges predictions our home galaxy the Milky Way will crash into the Andromeda galaxy in 5 billion years. ab.co/3T3qwtd

@AlboMP Went to the Doctor's yesterday. Needed more than just my medicare card. Liar.

More than 1.5 million Australians have already accessed free healthcare at a Medicare Urgent Care Clinic. And with 50 more on the way, soon there’ll be one closer to home for more families. Today I visited the Beeliar clinic with Mark Butler and Josh Wilson to see its impact firsthand. The team here are doing incredible work, making sure people get the urgent care they need with just their Medicare card.

@SkyNewsAust she non-binary yet?

The daughter of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie has dropped a new name after being listed as the choreographer at an exclusive Los Angeles event. skynews.com.au/lifestyle/cele…

@abcnews Lowest ratings in history. Show deserves the vaulting it's about to get.

To the shock of fans, Ncuti Gatwa regenerated in Doctor Who's series finale yesterday, but the surprise face who replaced him in the TARDIS may not be what it seems. ab.co/3Sw1T8l

@abcnews you're used to doctored footage though..

The ABC was among hundreds of media outlets which reported on the incredible footage. Experts say the video was at least partially manipulated by artificial intelligence. ab.co/3HkzXlD

@abcnews you keep like .. 1 in 5 comments sections open now. Don't go banging on about human rights.

The ABC understands several historians have resigned from a controversial project to write an official history of Indonesia, which critics say leaves out key events, including human rights abuses. ab.co/4my8MDJ

@clownworld just after the WHO pandemic treaty is signed. Interesting.

If you fall for this you again…you’re part of the problem.

@abcnews can't wait until the students convince her to ''eat the rich''.

Princess Ingrid Alexandra will be moving to Australia to complete a Bachelor of Arts at the University of Sydney. She will be living on campus while she studies for her degree. ab.co/3SmOlfh

@AlboMP Careful, folks he's wearing the polo shirt of relatability.

The courage and kindness I’ve seen today in flood affected communities is the very best of Australia. This region has been through so much, and every level of government is working to provide support. We’re activating the Australian Government Disaster Recovery Payment of $1,000 for the hardest hit. And we’re extending the Disaster Recovery Allowance to more areas. ADF personnel and Disaster Relief Australia teams are being deployed to help with the clean up and welfare checks. The floodwaters are receding, but the risks remain. Please stay safe. We’ll be here for the recovery, every step of the way.

@libsoftiktok I maintain that we are at war with blue hair dye. Years ago it was the scourge of the blue rinse, and now it's this strangeness..

Blue-haired lib is very triggered by people celebrating the 4th of July

@abcnews reassurance patrols, to reassure you that you are in fact culturally enriched.

Police are conducting reassurance patrols at a Melbourne shopping centre as they continue to search for up to eight people, a day after terrified shoppers fled when two gangs began fighting in the food court. ab.co/43rXiJm

@SkyNewsAust Election denier.

Teal MP Zoe Daniel has refused to concede the seat of Goldstein to Liberal MP Tim Wilson, despite losing by 260 votes and no evidence of wrongdoing—prompting accusations that she’s undermining the very electoral integrity she campaigned on. skynews.com.au/australia-news…

@abcnews ABC is unreadable at this point. TDS and EDS fatigue.

Elon Musk has become a hero in some MAGA circles, but Democrats are moving to reverse the help they have given his electric car company in the past. abc.net.au/news/2025-05-2…

@dom_lucre At least kids will be safer while she's in hospital

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Chrissy Teigen has her fans concerned after she uploaded this photo with a bandaged face. It would appear the 39-year-old Mulligan actress had just had plastic surgery but she has yet to confirm that. Fans begged her to answer what she procedure she'd been through but she didn't answer.