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@Akir_a997 No. Being a wife & mother drains women.

GIRL TO GIRL… be honest…. If you could stay home, raise babies, and run a cozy homemaker life… would you?

@MbarkCherguia Beyoncé obvs

This has got to be the toughest yet…

It's godawful, beige trenchcoat season again

They need to remake "Stepford Wives" for the modern day & make it a ton more sinister & horrific... I guess that's what "Don't Worry, Darling" may have been trying to be, but it can be done a thousand times better!

@NetflixUK Can you PLEASE put "Friends" back on??? It's my comfort show, it literally keeps me sane! When I've had a hard day or going through some stupid crap because of dumbass coworkers, "Friends" has been my friend, that I could ALWAYS rely on. .. 🎵I'll be there for you..🎵

What's the Jamaican version of eba/fufu? Is it bammy?

I'd love to see a film about King David, produced & written by Mel Gibson, with David portrayed by Tom Hardy.

@otokyo__ "Whose goddamm white babies are these?"

First thing that comes to mind when you see this photo..

I hate that fuck ass Bumble ad song

I have a confession. Roc Nation has been paying me to support Megan. They also paid off all the jury members to convict Tory. And they bribed the judge, too. Jay-Z did a verse for his grandson's new album. They paid off Megan's doctor to lie about the bullet fragments. She was never shot. The LA police are all on Jay's payroll. And it doesn't stop with LA, but you're not ready to hear that part. The Mexican guy who stabbed Tory - who do you think paid him to do that? You already know the answer to that. The 3 supreme court judges who denied Tory's appeal - all paid off by the Roc Mafia. Jay also paid Trump NOT to pardon Tory. Even though it's a state case, Trump can only pardon federal cases. But knowing Trump likes to bend the rules, Jay wasn't taking any chances. I can't keep these lies secret anymore. If this is my last tweet, you know who silenced me.

Mark Wiens is so fake & annoying

I know Victoria Beckham is crying that she's a Bashment Queen meme today 😂😭 Poor Brooklyn & Nicola... 30 years of curating her image GAWNNNN!!!

Boy Mom's are never beating the allegations now! Thanks v much, Victoria Beckham 😂

Why don't iPhone owners use screen protectors?

The Duffer Brother's remind me of BBT, when Greg & Kevin plaigirized Sheldon and Amy's super-asymmetry paper (funny that Sean Astin is one of them!) Like...they have an *idea* of what the storyline should be, but don't quite have the foundational knowledge to execute it

@Matt_Pinner A call to the police

You’re running short on time, what are you pairing with this chicken breast dinner? 😋

@StrangerNews11 Awful.

Thoughts on Stranger Things 5 Vol 2?

@oelma__ "Thank you".

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The Stranger Things new episodes are TRASH! Lots of filler, for absolutely NO reason! Noah's acting is worse in each scene, & it feels like a messy, disorganised college production- albeit with an eye-watering budget! I'll still see it through to the bitter end - roll on Jan 1st!