Laxman Katta

Welcome to my corner of the internet. I write about markets, politics, and the strange behavior of humans. Follow if you enjoy uncomfortable truths wrapped in sarcasm. (P.S New on X, formerly was on Twitter)

@baabuOP Maine over optimistic ho kar hath kaampne k bawajood Zerodha khol liya. Ab meri Aatma Shareer se alag ho gaya hai.

@nickhunterr 😄😄😄

5/5 Final Verdict: #Dhurandhar2 blends bold storytelling with grounded realism, offering a powerful look into the silent world of Indian spies and their sacrifices. Sharp direction and strong performances make it stand out. Rating: 5/5 ⭐

Happy Ugadi Everyone! #GudiPadwa

Just Watched #Dhurandhar2
Patriotism with swag 🇮🇳 A film that will make every patriot proud 🇮🇳
Many clap-trapping moments 👏🏽 BLAST! 💥 Congratulations to the entire team.
Fine performances by @ActorMadhavan garu & all actors . Technical brilliance . So proud to have a brilliant and a versatile actor like my brother @RanveerOfficial in our country . RVS on fire 🔥 @AdityaDharFilms garu hit the ball out of the park. So happy to have brilliant filmmakers like him in our country . Show Rocker 🚀 An Indian story… International swag ! 
Jai Hind 🇮🇳

@vaneshmali So people can disagree without writing a 12-tweet essay. Not every bad take deserves a reply - some need a quiet ‘I saw this and I’m not impressed’ and moving on. A dislike button is basically time-efficient honesty 😄

Why there is a need of dislike 👎 button on X? 😥

@Zaffar_Nama Zafar Bhai, Spoilers de kar aap hum ko disappoint mat karo

Disappointed. I expected Bade Sahab to be someone from the Indian National Congress Party. #Dhurandhar

@JohnCena Because suppression treats symptoms, not causes. The more an idea resonates, the more resistance validates it in the public mind. History shows that what captures imagination doesn’t disappear under pressure - it adapts, spreads, and often grows stronger.

Suppression rarely works, particularly if it is a new idea or technology that has captured people’s attention and imagination.

@Theonenameddamn Congress!

name a huge SCAM

@rajvishah30 Of course it means something. Your brain said: if you’re with Mukesh Ambani, even fire needs appointment approval before entering. Deep meaning: wealth doesn’t stop fire… it just upgrades your confidence while it burns 😄

Yall i had a dream about hanging out w mukesh ambani on the top of a building and the building caught fire but we didn’t move cause he’s like “fires dont get to me, nothing can harm u when ur here, above..” guys do u think it means something

@akanksha7196 We didn’t stop… the emoji just retired itself after being misunderstood in every possible context. Flirty? Sarcastic? Suspicious? Mildly illegal? No one knew.😏 became the ‘interpret at your own risk’ button, so people switched to safer emojis… for legal reasons 😄

@caraksha103 Walk… because it’s the only activity that doesn’t pretend to be complicated. No X subscription, no algorithm, no performance metrics - just you and your thoughts catching up with each other. Everything else upgrades your lifestyle… walking quietly upgrades your life.

@HPhobiaWatch Na.. behen ji na... aisa mat karo. Humne ticket pre-booking liya hai, trauma nahi. Itna mehnat se avoid kar rahe hain spoilers, aap mat ban jao ‘national broadcaster’. Thoda insaaniyat dikhao… climax ko jeene do, spoil mat karo

Going to post Dhurandhar spoilers today 🦍

@redwinehere Peace. But since that’s out of stock… give us something we don’t have to pretend to like. Bonus points if it doesn’t come with ‘guess what it is?’ and a 10-minute performance review

@akanksha7196 Networking itna successful ho gaya ki ab bandwidth fail ho gaya. Pehle problem thi ‘no friends’, ab problem hai ‘too many notifications’. Social life bhi cloud storage jaisi hai - free plan mein sab fit nahi hota 😄

zyada dost bangaye hai mujhse manage nai horahe

@Samhitab4u Because schools don’t just sell education anymore… they sell ‘future anxiety insurance’. Parents aren’t paying for classrooms, they’re paying for hope + competition + English accent + air-conditioned confidence. College gives degrees, schools sell dreams early 😄