Satoshi's Intern

I really want to see unregulated accelerationism on the moon but you just know the most idiotic and borderline evil congresspeople will push a billion regulations day one.

They’ll say some shit like “don’t you want your grandchildren to look up and see the same moon your forefathers did?” And the masses will happily vote for it.

@patinaresearch What song? Shit is tuff

A technical breakdown of the IMSA Nissan 300ZX. An extremely legendary Nissan racing machine that competed in IMSA GTO, GTS, Le Mans, and even briefly in the JGTC GT500 class. I understand the backlash Z32s get hard to work on, small engine compartment, unreliable, yada yada. I don’t know why, but I really like this chassis. Especially when you see a properly modified one, it genuinely looks like a supercar or an exotic from that era. To the untrained eye, you would never think it was an entry level to mid range sports car.

@SimpPolice911 If you drive a mini Range Rover Sport as a man you’re a total simp there’s no way around it

Imagine being excited to send your girl off to be a whore at a festival.

Japan’s vision of America is BBQ, Monster Trucks, guns, explosions, the American flag, shooting boars with an AR-15 from a helicopter, rodeos, the Wild West, excess, rampant gas consumption, cocky cocksure attitudes, fighter jets, horses and bulls, it’s basically a Michael Bay movie and 12 year olds fantasy. Be that America. The Japanese know what makes us great.

@netcapgirl Accurate

“we use bloomberg here, potter. not yahoo finance like your friends the weasleys. they’ve probably never even seen a terminal”

@LindyTasteful Trying so hard to compete with the SEC after sneering at it for years LOL

Now that college degrees from most institutions have become worthless. School's official admissions teams are resorting to different recruitment tactics

It’s funny because Laura Loomer accused literally everyone of being a Qatari Hamas agent except for the person who actually was: Netanyahu.

This is one of the most perfect things the internet has ever created.

Tucker Carlson: "We're moving toward one of two endpoints." "One is a totalitarian society, where... you have to obey, because you've got programmable digital currency and universal surveillance." "Or, we're going to have a revolution." "The current course won't work because it's a lie. If you tell people they own the government, they're in charge, they rule through the representatives in this democratic republic... and you don't deliver on it, they go crazy. They go totally crazy." "If you tell people they can't say what they think, and their vote doesn't matter, how many options have you left for them?" "Just one."

@realStockes @PutschWhacker The policies are having their intended effects.

Certain populations in certain places are allowed to tell the police to get off their street because the law doesn’t apply to them. On the other hand, these same cops will gleefully attempt to confiscate firearms from White Virginians when given the order.

@martyrdison You really have range I have to hand it to you

i’ve become fascinated with auto loan delinquencies auto loans are one of the last things american workers stop paying right now over 6% of subprime borrowers are 60+ days behind on their car payments which is the highest on record since 08’ financial crisis repossessions hit ~1.7 million last year, highest since 2009 and the number is only increasing so what does it say about the economy when the last bill people stop paying is the one that’s already breaking?

@AutismCapital We’re living in the age of AI and its consequences

🚨NEW: Nintendo reportedly will be releasing a full Zelda: Ocarina of Time remake later this year. We're fully living in the age of nostalgiabait and remake slop. Everyone's cashing in on the emotionally stunted adultchild.

@pati_marins64 @PeteHegseth alright just nuke them they’re asking for smoke

Iran doesn't seem intimidated at all and has just released another Lego video mocking the coalition.

CPAC Chair: How many of you would like to see impeachment hearings? Crowd: *cheers* CPAC Chair: That was the wrong answer...

yes all of the tech bros are ordering and injecting peptides

@eternalvoyage77 @uncledoomer What ?

@Satoshis_Intern @uncledoomer That account is an Indian man squatting in Canada.

i know gen z guys who swap transmissions in their driveway in between snapchatting e girls and goonvaping their geek bars.

@uncledoomer Same HOA boomer that would flip out if you attempted this in your driveway now

@TotallyNot3m @uncledoomer Psychopathic generation

@Satoshis_Intern @uncledoomer Its exclusively because they hate young people for reasons of jealousy and resentment among other things.

@hippojuicefilm Many such cases

This is the most cringe and gay cowboy larping I have ever seen. It makes Brokeback Mountain seem like Tombstone in comparison.