satty nijjer
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@timamalla Well they can’t sue. They’d be thrown into the overcrowded prisons🤣🤣
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Everyone panicking about Dubai hasn't looked at the numbers recently.
Jan 2026: AED 111 billion in transactions.
10,427 new investors.
This is during Ramadan and conflict - when markets were supposed to go quiet - 15,000+ deals closed worth over AED 50 billion.
It didn't slow down. It sped up.
Median price per sqft is now AED 1,770, up 14% year on year.
Rental yields are running 6–9% depending on the submarket.
London, Singapore, New York aren't even in the same conversation on returns.
The city added 208,000 residents in 2025. Another 200,000 are expected this year.
The bears have been calling a bubble since 2022. Every quarter, the data proves them wrong.
Three things don't lie: population growth, tax-free yields, and a government that treats real estate as a national project.
I've been tracking this market for years. The window where you could call this speculative closed a long time ago.
This is now a mature, end-user driven market with global capital and sovereign policy behind it.
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“War empties Dubai’s malls”
Meanwhile scene from Primark opening in Dubai Mall at 10.00 am today.

FT World News@ftworldnews
War empties Dubai’s malls and rattles struggling luxury industry ft.trib.al/M1sO0Qa
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@timamalla Go Primark. Apparently it’s the busiest place there right now 🤣🤣🤣
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@Dispropoganda The Malaysian tapeworm can flee from place to place
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@SukhSidhuDXB People prob searching to cheer themselves up,knowing they aren’t stuck in a fake city in a desert getting bombed,and if you say any truths you will find yourself in one of the overcrowded prisons. Where everyone is innocent 😂🤣
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Dubai is currently being searched more online now than it has since Google began sharing search volume and Trends
And by a long long way!
If you're in Dubai, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to leverage that attention
And build a personal brand
Be the person online who people regularly check in on to see what's going on
Share what's going on, document your experience, be honest, share it through the lens of your expertise/business
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@timamalla lol. You got no friends and stole that story from Google search
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@OliLondonTV Yeah. They be staring and thinking ‘what in the five-head is that!?’
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Here’s a clip of him explaining why he got all of those Louis Vuitton face tattoos
STAYGROUNDEAD TV@staygroundeadtv
This guy now has a Louis Vuitton beard, eyebrows, headband, and sunglasses tattooed on his face
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genuinely why do somalis have such big heads
Melian Refugee@escapefrommelos
"How did you know I was Somali?"
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