Jule of the Fates

Daenerys after tonight’s episode. #GameofThrones

@neverhangup It’s #2 for me, after the first one. Damn good entry.

So now that we've watched #Scream7 a few times... Where does the movie rank for you?

Notice how they always only choose the same specific 8 seconds of that Rey and Kylo fight, where she’s clearly exhausted and it’s coming to an end, instead of the real meat of the sequel fights. Why? Hmmm… oh yeah because the latter wouldn’t fit the “sEquEL fiGhTs bAd” argument.

@Zepp1978 Why not show the actual meat of the sequel fights, you goddamn cowards. Always choosing the same 8 seconds to try and prove a stupid nonexistent point. The OG trilogy didn’t have those over-choreographed dances either. Sequel bashers are just whiny scum. youtu.be/8KxQl_I5Fu4?si…

Before the dark times. Before the Empire (Disney).

@Georgia02917 @jtimsuggs Star Wars wasn’t “dEStRoYed.” Hahaha, so overdramatic. Star Wars is and will be perfectly fine. It even survived Jar Jar with an animal farting in his face for Christ’s sake. Crybabies, I swear to God.

@jtimsuggs It’s the film that destroyed Star Wars and what was done to the legendary face of the franchise (Luke Skywalker) was cultural vandalism

They’re all genuinely great IMO, but I’m not even kidding when I say that The Last Jedi is legitimately one of the greatest mainstream blockbusters to come from the previous decade.

@DahiyaKnight I thought this was a Mad Max screenshot or something…

He looks like GOTG 4 villain and they want me to believe this is supposed to be a DC film 🤦

@Think_StarWars Luke 😔

Besides Ben Solo, who’s a Star Wars character you think shouldn’t have died?

Here’s the guide, 1 - 6. Done.

@soleiljolina Over the rainbow bridge

Weirded out by homes with no pets. Like where is your creature

@DanielRPK For the people that are surprised hearing she survived, it was explicitly stated:

I always thought the girl died but turns out she survived

@ThatWeirdoAldo Oh God yes, I miss it so very much. I absolutely despise the goddamn Urkel voice that Matthew Wood does for them. Nails on a chalkboard.

Who else misses how B1 Battle Droids used to sound in The Phantom Menace?

@DiscussingFilm More sloppy-slop for all slop enjoyers. Darth Maul is soooooo overdone.

First clip from ‘MAUL - SHADOW LORD’. Releasing April 6 on Disney+

At 95, I'm still smokin'! 😝 I’ve learned two things: Never waste a good cigar. Never trust anyone who says you should ‘act your age.’ 😉👍🏻

The math on William Shatner’s existence is hard to process. He was born closer to the Civil War than to today. Montreal, 1931. His father manufactured clothes. His first acting role came in 1951, the same year color TV was introduced to the American public. Star Trek premiered in 1966. It lasted 3 seasons and got cancelled. The first rerun aired before humans had walked on the Moon. Those reruns are still generating licensing revenue 57 years later. He’s been famous for 60 consecutive years. He survived being typecast so severely in the 1970s that he did convention appearances for grocery money. He survived his third wife’s death. He survived Hollywood writing him off as a joke. Then he weaponized the joke. Priceline commercials. The roast. Spoken-word albums where he recites Elton John lyrics as dramatic monologue. Every project that should have ended his career somehow added to it. At 73, back-to-back Emmys for Boston Legal. At 90, oldest person to fly to space. At 94, a Super Bowl ad. At 95, 4.3 million people watching him smoke a cigar on X. His career has now outlasted the Soviet Union, the Space Shuttle program, Blockbuster Video, MySpace, and the first three generations of AI models. He’s been working since Truman and he’s posting through the Claude era. The compounding is the point. 75 years of showing up created a distribution moat that no amount of talent alone could replicate.

@OocTobeyM Uncle Ben in the MCU be like

Who’s this? 🧐 Level 1

@AvatarKyber You can say the exact same thing about the Prequels too! Strip away the narrative context of the super twirly ballerina dances that are Duel of the Fates and Battle of the Heroes and all you have is flashy slop! Which are honestly the only things going for those snooze-fests.

A movie so bad the “hype moments and aura” clips are only average even after you’ve stripped all narrative context from them. An actual abomination in the truest sense of the word.

@grrr22 @lordjedi Gladly, I’ll put it into easy words: Rey was orphan. Rey find Luke and Leia. Luke and Leia accept her. Rey find herself with them. Skywalkers her new found family. Rey adopted into Skywalker name by masters Luke and Leia. Rey now Skywalker. Easy enough for you to follow?

@lordjedi Explain it to me.

And then they killed off the last Skywalker in a movie tragically titled “The Rise of Skywalker.”

I'm sorry that JLC feels that way, but I'm happy she did the Halloween Trilogy because I F-cking Loved it! The trilogy gave us a truly terrifying Michael Myers, Incredible soundtracks by John Carpenter, and a new Laurie Strode arc that gives her character a proper send-off!

He can go fuck himself. Presidents shouldn't need coddling and constant affirmation.

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