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I spend a good amount of time staring at my girlfriend and wondering how my ugly ass pulled such a fucking baddie

@DMaxor1991 @HitboTC @jynxzi @SeaOfThieves @jesemartinez 😂😂😂😂remember, if they beat you, they were stream sniping so it doesn’t count

@HitboTC @jynxzi @SeaOfThieves @jesemartinez Yea teach this guy to run from actual fights!

Yo @jynxzi I hear you want to revive @SeaOfThieves. Let me know if you want a guide into to the chaos. I’m sure @jesemartinez would be in too.

I just killed 4 dudes after watching them fight a massive spider robot for 10 mins. They called me the N word, the F slur, told me to kms and told me I was a toxic piece of shit 😌i understand why SoT players like arc now lmfao.

I slept like 2 hrs last night, lando won a world championship, and I just skipped making burgers at my house to have Swiss Chard and bean soup at my GFs folks place that was so gross I actually gagged trying to eat it. Today was exquisitely terrible lmfao

I just spent 5 hours cooking osso buco short ribs and served them over hand rolled and cut homemade noodles. My GFs dad put ketchup on it….yo check this little maneuver out bud, ever heard of a d’arce choke???😑😑😑

Idaho sucks don’t come here 🤫

@kimarisola Little bit of Alaska, little bit of Idaho! Hope you’re well brotha 🫶🏻

@SavvySinks I've been thinking about you, wondering where you've been.

Elk season is basically like if Christmas and my birthday mixed together and lasted a month 🥰

That’s a wrap on summer ‘25🥹think big, love big, be good, be safe, and have fun🫶🏻

I genuinely love that whenever something out of the ordinary or extra difficult or both comes up, my boss just calls me. I always respond with “no problem I’ll make work” without a plan or a second thought. Then I make it work.

My life would be so much easier if people operated under the assumption that I know exactly whats going on and they don’t know shit about fuck. I spend 150 days a year on the ocean, & 60+ in the backcountry & you’re from fkin ohio. You would literally die out here w out me🙃🔫

@ScufGaming Bean Battles

What is the perfect video game? ⬇️

Season 1 of true detective is the best TV show I’ve ever seen. Holy fuck.

I need a vacation from Mariah’s vacation I’m so tired my eyes keep going out of focus

Tourist shit 💕

@sambvcha It truly is 😭

@SavvySinks your life is wild dude. 💀

Today I straight up bullied my clients and they thought it was hilarious and tipped me $500. Last week I choked out my manager and got a bonus and a better place to live in. People need to stop rewarding me for bad behavior 💀💀💀

@ everyone: if you’re in shape and somewhat athletic learn jiu jitsu. If you’re not, buy a pistol, learn how to use it, and keep it on you. You never know when someone is gonna attack you, there ain’t no refs & you wanna be the person that decides when it’s over/who gets to live

So I kneed him in the stomach, elbowed him in the jaw, grabbed his shirt, swept his legs, took his back, and choked him out. Then drug him out of my room back to his room. Now I’m shaking from adrenaline dump at 3:23 am and def not going back to bed

I just choked my coworker out while I was naked at 3am 10 seconds after waking up. you cannot make this shit up. Bro came into my room running his mouth, didn’t leave when I asked, then said “what are you gonna do?”