Lisa Just Sayin 🇺🇸👍🇺🇸

@JesterJum Sometimes I sneeze 10-15 times in a row and sometimes I sneeze once.

My entire life, I have always been a double sneezer. Just 2 sneezes. No more. No less. Well, recently, I have started sneezing 3 times in a row. What is happening to me?? Am I dying???

We held a breakfast meeting today with our kids to discuss our will, healthcare directives and legal stuff. Child 1: I am not going to bury you, I plan to take you to the taxidermist and post you up by my fireplace so we can talk during the Seahawks games. Child 2: Will the church let us play Mom’s tweets in a PowerPoint presentation at her memorial? Child 3: Which fishing rod do you want us to bury you with, Dad? The jokes never stopped and I’m so darn proud of them.

Multiple influencers being looked at for any Iranian regime money 💰 transfers.

🚨 The Newark Liberty Airport incident today is NOT SURPRISING at all. Just look at how insanely low planes fly when they cross right over the NJ Turnpike on final approach to EWR. This is what it looks like every single day 👇

President Trump calls for House Republicans to start the process immediately to remove Hakeem Jeffries from office.

That's a terrible accident! The lady driving the porsche that went under the rv died. Prayers! Please don't look at your phone when driving.

By far the most powerful picture I’ve seen in professional sports. Two brothers crossing the finish line 1 & 2. #puertorico 🇺🇸🇵🇷 #OrtizBrothers

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@USATRUMPMAN1 🙏✝️🙏

I got a call my niece was at the hospital with a severe headache. They called back she has a large brain tumor and they’re doing emergency surgery tomorrow . It doesn’t sound good they will know more tomorrow if she survives the surgery. Her name is Lou Ann please pray for her

How is the driver? How the heck did they miscalculate so badly?

This is the landing gear on the United Airlines 767 landing on Newark. This dude is incredibly fortunate! Those pilots are in deep shit!

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Hakeem wanted ”maximum warfare,” didn’t he?

In flight service is annoying. I don’t need cookies or apple juice. We’re all adults. Just get us there and we’re all good.

Your mother is a great woman.

🚨 BREAKING: In a STUNNING moment, CNN was just forced to report that Donald Trump has 100% MAGA APPROVAL 100%. WOW 🔥 The kicker? The share of voters who call themselves "MAGA" is the *SAME* as when he won in 2024! "You don't have to be a GENIUS to know you can't go higher than 100%!" "Some Republicans disapprove...but they are NOT members of the MAGA movement." Q: But are people leaving MAGA? CNN: "In November 2024, 28% were MAGA. It's basically the SAME, 30%!" "The MAGA base is NOT SHRINKING — it's the SAME SIZE! If anything, it's slightly larger!" "That 100% that Trump has among MAGA GOP, is NOT an artifact of MAGA shrinking. It's just how strong Trump's grip is on the MAGA base!"

🚨 JUST IN: In a STUNNING blow to the "experts," Scott Bessent confirms President Trump has made America $30-$40 BILLION DOLLARS through his deal with Intel Another win! "I was in the Oval when he told the CEO of Intel that he would like a 10% stake. The CEO turned it over, and the US government's made between $30 and $40 billion on that, and no one wants to give the President credit for that, and he is working for the American people every day!" @RapidResponse47 They said it was impossible 🇺🇸

@Bubblebathgirl Everyone knows @jaketapper is an idiot.

Jake Tapper wrongly asks US Attorney Jeanine Pirro if she should recuse herself from the WHCD attempted assassination case because she was there. She’s even more suited to prosecute since she saw first-hand what happened! Tapper is not a serious person.

@patrickbetdavid So many, hard to choose. I just spent 30 min scrolling over the years 😊 Here’s a recent one we loved: @brandonlake @philwickham

For a change of pace… The church my family has been attending for the past couple years isn’t something I’m happy with. The pastor has fully embraced “prosperity preaching” and spends entire sermons clubbing you over the head to tithe. I seriously feel like he’s a bad month away from his own “lock the doors” moment. His wife, the “co-pastor,” literally turned her back on me when I was going through a rough period, both personally and professionally. Honestly, growing up, I never had a good church relationship. There was a LOT of bad disguised as good. The older I get, the more I realize how toxic that environment was. For my little girl, I want her to grow up in faith. I want her to be a true believer in the Word. I want her to enjoy Christ and a relationship with Him. I only hope we can find a really good church in Florida that can nurture all of it. Y’all pray for my family and I, please.