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Hearing erika kirk say 'I just want to go home' doesn't move me because those were likely the last words of hundreds of school children who never made it home because unlike her they didn't have a security detail.

@LoganPaul you don’t even know shit about one piece

ode to the mets is really THAT song

If you miss a court date you go to jail but the former attorney general can just not show up for a congressional subpoena and it's nothing.

god this really is one of the best albums ever made

When you have to just kill a few beasts

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on Twitter after Barca loses a game?

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WHEN YOU FIND OUT YOUR GOATS STILL HAVE IT 😭😭😭😭

When voting accomplishes nothing, people eventually turn to murdering health insurance CEOs, burning down warehouses, and throwing improvised bombs at Big Tech founders' homes

Pay us enough to live.

Argentines are the Israelis of Latin America.

Luigi didn't do anything wrong

“are u a grower or a shower” buddy, i am a beaner

if they deadass put me in ima friendly fire my whole platoon

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

@Ashlizzlle_ I’m tired of @wizards_magic rehashing the same mechanics and calling them new ones. “Look guys we remade adventure for the 3rd time!”

**SPOILER ALERT FOR STRIXHAVEN** Apparently there are new creatures who have powerful adventure like effects that you can cast only while they're on the battlefield?! ANCESTRAL RECALL?! What do yall think?

// charlie charlie kirky! #mewgenics #mewgenicsart