Scott

You tell a Woman you her soulmate & she dont realise it til she 36 & fat

That girl that treats you better but you don’t want her is actually your wife

the only time i beg is to differ

Men who recover from #Ebola should avoid sex for at least 6 months or use condoms consistently and correctly. This is because the virus can stay in semen even after recovery. #MOHatWork | #FightEbolaUG26

21 years ago, I sat in a prison cell and learned I was pregnant. Every sign pointed toward abortion. Every circumstance said this baby would never have a chance. But I chose life. I saw value in my daughter before anyone else could. What I didn’t know was that her birth would help change laws in America. Fifteen years after I gave birth while chained to a hospital bed with a sheriff standing watch, that story reached the highest levels of government. And @POTUS granted me a full and unconditional pardon and signed legislation ending the shackling of women during childbirth in federal prisons. Today, that same baby walked across the stage as a graduate of MIT. From a prison birth to one of the most prestigious universities in the world. Never let your circumstances determine someone’s worth. There is value in life. There is purpose in every child. Go, baby. The world is yours. ❤️🎓 #MIT #Graduation #ChooseLife #Redemption #SecondChances #ValueInLife

normalize not being mean and short tempered with children. It’s their first time on earth.

confidence so high i know i will be the greatest in my bloodline

When she starts using dangerous words like "marriage" and we've only been dating for 12years

Loving me is NOT enough. I want you to support Arsenal

But why would a man drive a red sienta

Society: "check up on your friends" Friend's status: "if it's not about money don't text me" 😂

I have a ticket for the Arsenal vs PSG game on Saturday. I didn't realise that it was going to be on the same day as my wedding, so I can't go!! If you're interested and want to go, it's at St. Andrew's Church in Cambridge and his name is Andy…

Your girlfriend who doesn't understand football after you scored an own goal 😂

Sleeping from 9 PM to 4 AM = 7h of sleep Sleeping from 1 AM to 8 AM = 7h of sleep Same quantity. Different quality.

salary increases

"Money is a weak motivator. Mission is a strong one. Remember your mission."

Humans will soon replace AI.

The male urge to want to start multiple big projects with 200 shillings in your pocket

POLICE ALERT 🚨 If you are driving at night and eggs are thrown at your windscreen, do not stop to check the car, do not operate the wiper and do not spray any water, because eggs mixed with water become milky and block your vision up to 92.5%, and you are then forced to stop beside the road and become a victim of these criminals. This is a new technique used by gangs, so please inform your friends and relatives. And most importantly do not be sellish by refusing to share this message.

Tithing?? I was not familiar with your game 😳🔥