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@FluentInFinance @grok what were the rates in 2021

A $400K mortgage is now $3,000/month. A $400K mortgage was $1,500/month in 2021. $1,500 more each month for the same home.

@AleksLiubi He did the same thing to me! Even took me to the exact same spot! This is crazy.

@Rainwontmiss Time

name something that a broke mf ALWAYS has

The first cameraman to actually not survive 🤣

Status symbols over 30 - Not burnt out - Loving partner - Have 1–2 hobbies - No binge drinking - Stopped clubbing - Dress fashionably - Positive worldview - Has independent thought - Consistent fitness routine - Zero desire to impress others - Took action to pursue your dream - Surrounded by ambitious, kind people

@vvargxs Gaming

what are u slowly losing interest in?

@NefflynBe Golf easily

@WatcherGuru @EricTrump My fucking ears

🇺🇸 Eric Trump says "this is a great time to buy Bitcoin." "Bitcoin is the greatest asset of our time."

@obeyguy @highvelocityBTC Golf

@highvelocityBTC Tbh I don’t enjoy playing video games anymore

Being retired at 28 is weird Other than dating, gym and hanging out with employed people on weekends What else do you do?

@aradmall1947 @ZssBecker I got a better deal for u. 10 for 1. Def not too good to be true

@ZssBecker Please come and spank me for losing .18 Bitcoin in a get 2 for 1 scam. The lesson, don’t touch your crypto when you have been drink. What a prat.

Now that I think alts have "bottomed" I want to be very very fucking clear. EVERY video...I state : If you have less than 2-3 years in crypto OR can't have your portfolio go to zero... You should stick to top 20 cryptos. Eth, Avax, SUI, Cardano etc. Because your chances of leaving in profit are near ZERO. I say this every...single..vid VERBATIM and give countless lower risk "beginner "I'm bad at this" portfolios". When we get up here and many of you still blow your dick off, do not come tagging me saying I got you rekted. I verbatim told you to stick to big lower risk coins and to NOT trade MEGA high risk low caps unless you are have thousands of hours in this. Unless you are a A) Crazed already rich lunatic (me) B) Have extreme experience/skills You will NOT be winning the PVP battle of alts against mfers on their third cycle. You simply will not know when to sell, when to hold etc. This post will be used as me "tapping" to sign to remind you "No you didn't listen to me, you actually completely ignored me and took a massive uneducated gamble with money you could not risk" Hugs and kisses. Enjoy what's to come.

After achieving 100s of millions, this is my #1 lesson I can give you. Found a vid of me 14 years ago. Broke. Cringe. In my $200 a month bedroom talking about my new "SEO blog." Why I show this: It’s CRINGE af… BUT it’s why I have wealth that .01% of people do. Here’s why 👇 Imagine seeing this back then as someone who knew me in high school before I did anything. CRINGE. LOL. Look at this dork who isn’t in college at this age. When you start ANYTHING, you will be cringe. ALWAYS. To get to the good stuff, you have to go through the “icky” beginner period. To make MAX progress you have to put yourself out in the world. The world will then tell you: you are embarrassing… stop. This is because most peoples SOLE goal in life is protecting their ego and not looking like a failure to others. In short, they make their main goal avoiding being cringe. Very few people can put themselves in a position where they appear weak, pathetic, silly—yet keep moving forward. Those that can… repeatedly… and stay motivated? They take over the world. Because in order to be Tom Brady, you FIRST must get on the field and throw the ball like a 5-year-old soy girl and be judged by everyone on the sidelines. Then you analyze your throw and get better day after day, week after week, year after year… till you’re great. My point, my #1 lesson: Be cringe as fuck and put yourself out there. Let the peanut gallery laugh. There is NOTHING shameful about wanting to become something greater than you are and trying like hell in public to do so. Accept the pain of being a clown short term… to avoid being a clown (like those on the sidelines) for your entire life. <3 Be cringe. Pursue cringe.

Girls I have bad news. If your boyfriend sold this last dip. You actually have a girlfriend. Sorry to be the one to let you know your a lesbian.

@elonmusk What are the odds that Elon Musk only cares about this so women hit him up n say mate with me?😳

I’ve been warning about this since the turn of the century

last meme you saved on your phone? no cheating

Your crypto parents. But we only love you if you’re profitable. Lettuce handed panic seller soy childs get shipped to Siberia.

@chooserich Dude definitely got sued or has a sniper aiming at him from another building 💀

An official statement to MicroStrategy investors

Ages 25-30 are crucial. You’re accepting that your friend group is getting smaller, your parents are getting older, you’re cleaning up the financial mess from your early 20s, managing your career and health. And somehow, you still need to find time to heal your mind.

@ElectroExtant Def going to happen at some point

Just went to the future and took this screenshot... Solana is programmed to $1,000

I honestly don't know how anyone that is part of crypto saw the $1500 ETH price and thought it was time to stay out of the market. Blackrock and the President were stacking billions of it. Did people have literally zero faith in this space? What were people thinking lol.