sheyenne

when a man only has like 3 photos of himself in the last 10 years and theyre all kinda bad thats literally just how u know hes normal. u absolutely do not want the alternative

Sat in the waiting room at the vet and a lady just came walking in and goes “oh fuck, I’ve left the dog at home” 😂😂

Serena Williams’ advice to Caitlin Clark 🗣️ (via @TIME)

🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭

i touch a little bit of disposable income and immediately like DINNERS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

If I was smarter ida stayed my ass at home, and left them Broadway chairs alone - @MorganWallen probably 🪑

If you ever find yourself feeling bad about your own intellect, just remember that there are HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS of people who believe that this blatant illegal screen should not have been called because “There was only four seconds left in the game.”

CAITLIN FUCKING CLARK #iowa

Just three is hard but She used to be mine Ain’t nothin bout you That’s what she gets for lovin me 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

i think heaven is a dive bar filled with my best friends

Need to hike Rim2Rim at the Grand Canyon immediately

I BEEN SCREAMIN THIS, WHY TF WE CALL THEM RED

Dear Kobe: From Allen Iverson

The restaurant where Anthony Bourdain and Barack Obama ate dinner encased their table in glass (2016)

@ajeanala7 😂😂😂 he’s low key spicy!!!

@SchmidtSheyenne Stop lmfaoooo

Simon Cowell is hot???