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🚨 BREAKING: AMERICA’S RICHEST ISLAND JUST TESTED ITS SEWER WATER - AND IT’S LOADED WITH COCAINE New wastewater testing shows Nantucket’s sewage contains cocaine levels far above national and regional averages. Two separate spikes, in October and December, surged to nearly 3 times the U.S. average, according to reports from the Inquirer and Mirror. Health officials say the data will help “behavioral health partners.” But critics say this kind of testing doesn’t lie, it shows exactly what people are putting into their bodies, whether they admit it or not. If this is what’s showing up in the sewer, what does that say about what’s really happening on the island?

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Sam Darnold is the first QB from his stacked draft class to win the Super Bowl 😱

My wife and I went through the McDonald's drive-thru window, and I gave the cashier a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'You gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes, I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.' She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said, 'We're sorry, but we don’t do that kind of thing.' The cashier then returned 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the people at McDonald's.

If the Seahawks don’t win today I’m taking out the west coast

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Is it okay to fry chicken straight without cooking it first?