Autobiography of a Schnook

@TheExtremeMusi1 Terry Kath

Who's the greatest guitarist 🎸of all time???

New episode out - and it only took 15 months! schnookpodcast.com/2025/07/15/cha…

@HeidiStevens13 It's always warm enough if you give it the ol' college try!

Happy it’s warm enough to drink your coffee outside day to all who celebrate. (Chicago. Chicago celebrates.)

@ataribytes Btw, I did appreciate that they used the Thanksgiving version of "Linus and Lucy" on the broadcast. That one is really, really cool!

@SchnookPodcast Yeah, but Snoopy balloon!

Sometimes you just have to speak the truth: If you're voluntarily watching the Thanksgiving parade, then you have no right to ever complain about advertising and commercialism again.

@ataribytes I said it before and I'll say it again: Phteven and the characters from Cyanide & Happiness are overdue for balloons.

@magnoliasimmss Especially this version.

I think this is one of their most overlooked songs. It is SO GOOD

25 years ago today - final tux fitting, rehearsal, rehearsal dinner, and my mother repeatedly -- and I mean REPEATEDLY -- telling me that it wasn't too late to change my mind. Sadly, I am not making that up.

@Chicago_History Just the thought of hamburger and mushroom gravy grossed me out. Never ate it, always refused to. My mother knew in advance and surprisingly would make something separate for me, like a hot dog or something.

Liver & Onions. You? #ChicagoHistory ™️

To @DoorDash , @UberEats , @Grubhub and other delivery services...if my order is wrong, I do NOT want a refund; I WANT WHAT I FUCKING ORDERED. Work it out with your driver and restaurant as to who was wrong, and just give me what I ordered.

Sometimes I wonder why I'm an introvert. Then I go to a store and I'm very, very, VERY reminded.

@Chicago_History Anybody who complains about self-checkout better not say shit about full-service gas in New Jersey.

What's your opinion on this? #ChicagoHistory ☑️

@woahhvickyyy FFS, she can't even spell "whoa" correctly; you expect her to know another easy word?

Kalmia Harris is a which

Demands for birth certificate in three...t--never mind, already started.

@ejeancarroll Suddenly?

Why is #BoycottStarbucks trending, and WHY DID IT TAKE SO EFFING LONG TO HAPPEN!?

"We're planning to go to Amsterdam some time," I say to myself. "It wouldn't hurt to learn at least a little Dutch," I think. Can't wait to say this in Holland:

To celebrate Paul McCartney's birthday, here's a picture of a Schnook next to Sir Paul's garbage a few days ago.

@wiseconnector onion

ONE ingredient

@foxyjewishmama No matter what the date is, it's not far enough away in the future. That ride, btw, was the final thing that made me decide to just buy a bike rather than use Divvy.