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The @Mets leave more men on base than the CIA & "Freeway" Ricky Ross. #LGM

Electrical hazards from solar storms can shift dramatically within just a few miles, depending on buried conductive pathways. In Maine during 1989, the ground reached 22.79 V/km. phys.org/news/2026-05-e…

Gare is getting a big kick out of Keith's "you are special" balloon hitting him in the head 😂

Though MAN CEREAL does not contain any semen an instrumental flavor/fragrance element is Bradford pear tree amines. MAN CEREAL: YOU CAN'T DENY OUR ESSENCE. #ManCereal

A G2 Warning was issued through 23:59 UTC on 04 May due to the passage of a magnetic transient likely associated with an eruption that left the Sun on 30 April.

The solar storm is affecting GPS signal reception in the auroral zones in the latest GEOCHRON map update. Watch the burgundy splotches in the auroral zone and on the nightside of Earth grow as the storm intensity increases. That is where GPS reception may not be trustworthy right now.

@HuntClancy Saw one under a low hanging pine today.

worth looking at the ground

@Jomboy_ You're pregnant.

what doe Belli and Rice say during their handshake? "you're great" "youre crazy" just noises?

WARNING: Geomagnetic K-Index of 6 expected Valid From: 2026 May 04 2031 UTC Valid To: 2026 May 05 0000 UTC Warning Condition: Onset NOAA Scale: G2 - Moderate Issue Time: 2026 May 04 2031 UTC bit.ly/3wVgAKH

Inspired by the 12,000 Artemis II images just released, a simulation of Earthset as seen by the astronauts (3:16 real time). A bit slower than a sunset on Earth. Timelapse (15 seconds): orbitsimulator.com/BA/artemis_II_… Real speed (3:16): orbitsimulator.com/BA/artemis_II_…

Scottish Premiership - 2nd Phase - Top Six HALF-TIME: Hearts of Midlothian FC 0 #Rangers FC 1

Yes, we have less cards 😎

Proud to share a birthday with Karl Marx.

@TimothyS Happy birthday!

Pork neck steak with a bun and a pint at RKS Garbarnia Kraków, Polish 3rd division 🇵🇱 38zl (£8) ⚽️

@MacyGunnell Get thee to a convent, young harridan!

Proud to have survived four years of U.S higher education’s liberal indoctrination ✨🎓 Came out even more Republican than I entered!! 🇺🇸🤍

@SchwartzNigel Shhh saying the name only accelerates the de hibernation process

the cult is everywhere and nowhere

WATCH — Dr. @AbdulElSayed: “AIPAC & Israel are not the same as Judaism & the Jewish people. I love Judaism and the Jewish people. The most dangerous thing they’ve tried to do is extend the definition of antisemitism to include a foreign government + its leaders. I call bullshit.”

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Can't believe this has to be said but, don't inject the bird with windshield wiper fluid or antifreeze, Bobby. And, don't have sexual relations with that bird, Bobby.