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@itelNigeria I need this pls @itelNigeria

Happy New Month! 🤩

@Val_Gadget @boniface_jrn I need the first one, i have saved 300k already 😥

30 laptops from @boniface_jrn Support 10 people to add up money to get laptops Pick 5 cybersecurity learners Pick 5 data science learners Pick 5 designs/social media manager Pick 5 front end back end and Devops How is this plan ? Let’s Dream

@boye4christ2006 Human trafficking disguise as study route

You can study in Russia for as low as ₦3M – ₦5M for BSc and MSc •Tuition from about ₦3M for a 2-year Master’s •No proof of funds / no bank statement needed •PR pathways available •No tuition deposit required Applications are currently open. Apply early so that you get your documents authenticated and legalised. For professional consultation, WhatsApp: +234 803 926 6453 | +44 739 882 4533 Consultation is paid and non-refundable

@Kojo_TN What happens to the blocked account for Germany if the process is not successful?

Apply to Germany 🇩🇪 — you complain about the €12,000 blocked account. Try Netherlands🇳🇱 — now it’s “too expensive. Consider Switzerland 🇨🇭 — suddenly CHF 21k–24k proof of funds is too much. Look at Lithuania 🇱🇹 — not my dream country. Move to Slovakia🇸🇰 — “no jobs there. Aim for Canada🇨🇦 — what if I get rejected after spending everything? At some point, it stops being about the country and starts being about the excuses. So where exactly are you willing to go?

@Val_Gadget I bid 400k for HP Elitebook 1030 G4 (i5, 8th Gen) Help my life sir 🤲🏾.

Make your bid I have this 20 laptops models Low as 00,000 I de good mood 1. HP EliteBook 840 G8 (i5 11th gen, touch) 2. HP EliteBook 845 G8 (AMD graphics) 3. HP EliteBook 840 G7 (i5 10th gen) 4. HP EliteBook 1030 G4 (i5 8th gen) 5. HP EliteBook 1030 G3 (i5) 6. HP EliteBook 1030 G2 (i5 7th gen) 7. HP EliteBook 840 G6 (i5 8th gen) 8. HP ZBook Firefly G8 (11th gen) 9. HP EliteBook Firefly 845 G7 (AMD graphics) 10. HP EliteBook 840 G11 (Ultra 5, AMD graphics) 11. HP ProBook 430 G8 (i5 11th gen) 12. HP ProBook 440 G7 (i5 10th gen, touch) 13. Dell Latitude 5420 (i7 11th gen, touch) 14. Dell Latitude 7490 (i5 8th gen, touch) 15. Dell Latitude 5000 series (i5 8th gen) 16. Dell XPS 13 (Core i7 10th gen) 17. Dell Latitude 7480 (touch) 18. Lenovo ThinkPad T14 (Core i7 11th gen, touch) 19. Lenovo ThinkPad T480 (Core i5 8th gen) 20. Lenovo ThinkPad X1 Carbon (Core i5 10th gen)

@SpartanSolutns Can u check DM.

Yo Spartans! Tell us, what's your biggest business problem? We'll be in the comment section 👇

@silverpenydr Make una remember Taraba abeg. Show us love from this end sir, we don't want to be left behind.

A reminder to those of you who applied for the laptop project: make sure you’re constantly checking your email, as we’re about to start sending out interview invitations. All the best!

@Wakaholic_nurse Hello ma'am, i am looking forward to taking IELTS in 2 years time, can i DM?

IELTS price is so crazy man. I had a 8.5 in Listening, 9 in Reading (Academic). If you need help with IELTS prep and you’re very serious, you can reach out to me. Emphasis on very serious o PS: I’m not charging any fee.

@joashamupitan Resign sir. You are an APC member

I want to address a recent claim circulating that I am affiliated with or working for the ruling party, All Progressives Congress. Let me state this clearly and without ambiguity — I am not a member of APC, nor do I work for or represent the party in any capacity.

@Robnson_T Just bury us 😹😭 We have conceded defeat.

Nigerians would have stolen it 😂😂😂😂😂

@knowiiiedge @grok what is the correct answer

Ten kilometers ___ a long distance, but ten kilometers ___ easily covered by car. A) is / is B) are / are C) is / are D) are / is

@Soaringeagle45 😹😹😹😂

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday. “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.” I said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.” The DEA officer verbally exploded, saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!” Reaching into his back pocket, the officer pulled out his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this freaking badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish… on ANY land! No questions asked or answers given! Do I make myself clear? Do you understand?” I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull! With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer and it seemed likely that he’d get gored before reaching safety. The officer was clearly terrified. So, I threw down my tools, ran to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs. “Your badge, show him your freaking BADGE!!!”

@OnyinksD @PoojaMedia You always lick your oppresors ass. Mumu. For your mind now you be gentle man.

@PoojaMedia See as Cs dey gba,omo black ppl dey support barbaric behaviors with there full chest as long as the thing align with them.Nha them no rate us at all see as away fans take do imagine nha them kon be Home fans wey loose unko.

This is barbaric from Senegalese fans. CAF come hard on them. #AFCON2025WithPooja

@Fenixury @PoojaMedia Get lost mate. Bunch of corrupt people, you should hide your face in shame.

@PoojaMedia He's a clown. What he did was unprofessional and during the whole week he was criticizing Morocco altho they gave them the best treatment and accomodations. This is Africa, a bunch of ungrateful hateful people. As a Moroccan i say no more organizing stuff for this shit continent

Moroccan journalists booed Senegal coach & his daughter out of the press conference after the game & it has to be cancelled cos CAF media officer wasn't sure of his safety. They denied a AFCON-winning coach from speaking to the journalists. This is not a good advertisement for Africa football.

@egi_nupe When i think that you are a lawyer, i begin to pity who hires you as a client. Where was the one goal lead you are talking about?

Senegalese Head Coach should face disciplinary action for his misconduct, despite winning the competition. Even if the referee’s decision was not favourable to your team, it’s part of the game. But ordering your players to leave the pitch while the game time was still on was completely unprofessional and unacceptable. Had Sane not salvaged the situation, what would have happened? Forfeit the match and let the host team have the trophy? What would have become of the one goal lead his team had? Africa should set a clear precedent that bad behaviours are not our way of life.

@VillarrealCF @grok translate the caption for me

¡Objetivo a la vista 🌴!

Why you no open your comments section? Mumu. Everyday betrayal betrayal betrayal, which of Wikes' boss has he not betrayed

@emperoraugust23 @BamcheUtd @grok kindly share the link to download the cricfy tv for mobile

@BamcheUtd After reading comment section, I won't download to this app, let me stick to my cricfy tv

@ABJ_psycho @cowrywise this guy is worth it.

OMG WATER FOR EYES COWRYWISE REPLIED!!! I am BEGGING 😭🙏 every single like, comment, and retweet counts. I ONLY HAVE 48 HOURS PLEASEEEE help me make this happen!!! 💔🔥✨

@BouafifNour And finally, you were cooked 😭🤣🤣

How I feel as a Tunisian for the Tunisia vs Nigeria game, with all the Nigerians in football twitter 😭