The Salty Warrior

Watching hobbyist investors try to beat the S&P is like watching fat triathletes drop $10k on a carbon fiber bike.

@KeithMcCullough Is that Principal Rooney?

LIVE shot of your Old Wall advisor on Spring Break

Just started watching #billions and I keep getting frustrated that the writers did not leverage @DanSoder comic talent. I can only hope that was his choice bc it was a big miss if not.

Give our community some examples of some weak handed hedgies vs. The (Hedgeye) Way Best example gets a free month of Macro Pro (that's worth a lot) on me

@dougboneparth Does he regret telling his folks to HODL $100m in MSTR last year?

Just got off a call with a guy who just got a $34M inheritance from his parents. I told him not to hire me but to go on social media and ask a bunch of strangers what he should do.

@unusual_whales 2 year trend from here will have to adjust for GLP-1 introduction lowering type 2 diabetes and obesity from the 3 causal factors.

More young and middle-aged Americans are dying of severe heart attacks, and women are at particular risk, per WSJ:

@ScubertDubert70 @N_D_NITE @arctanno 27 years in sales. Can confirm that cold calls were a terrible path for years when everyone was doing them. Now that the younger generations (most salespeople in 2026) only text and email, that has flipped.

@N_D_NITE @arctanno And yet most entry level sales jobs that arent AI bullshit still want you to do it.

what are some good jobs to get into where your pay is directly related to how hard you work

This is a 1000-gram iron bar. In its raw form, it’s worth around $100. If it’s turned into horseshoes, its value rises to about $250. If it’s made into sewing needles, its value jumps to roughly $70,000. If it’s crafted into watch springs and gears, it can be worth around $6 million. And if it’s transformed into precision laser components, like those used in lithography, its value can reach $15 million. Your value is not defined only by what you are made of, but by how well you shape your potential into something extraordinary.

@KeithMcCullough Ignore the signal and you will be…

Long US Dollars yet? Across durations, The Machine has clearly figured out that Global Inflation is re-accelerating

@greg16676935420 @MonocleMan1 @Kalshi Long garage screens.

@Kalshi Are people building less porches on their houses or what’s causing Big Porch to crash so hard?

JUST IN: Porches profits crashed by 98% last year

@pitdesi Narrative: AI is going to wipe out all your jobs. Lice Lady: Hold my beer.

Incredible read: 60 New Yorkers on how much they made last year. Midtown coffee cart guy made as much as a NYT Bestselling Author with 800k IG followers. Both made 1/3 as much as a server at a midtown power lunch spot & less than a traveling lice lady. archive.is/ezKAu

@DrBrianKeating A Walk in the Woods. Bill Bryson. Not on my scientific lists if you haven’t read it.

What science book are you reading right now?

@cremieuxrecueil @TuckerGoodrich It’s simpler than this. Oprah is committed to Weight Watchers financially and in persona. They now sell GLP-1 direct to consumer. Simple.

This is wrong. Two things: First, the BMI polygenic score is moderated by lifestyle. People living healthier lifestyles are less fat at every level of predicted BMI. Second, when identical twins have different activity levels, their weights correlate less.

@theallinpod Didn’t Emil just tell @Jason that AI was only currently used in targeting when humans not directly involved. (i.e. iron dome) Now reading Jason’s post that AI was used for initial bombing targets, possibly murdering children while at school.

Emil Michael Reveals the “Holy Sh*t Moment” That Caused the Pentagon-Anthropic Fallout Under Secretary of War Emil Michael: “The trigger point was after the Maduro raid.” “One of their execs called Palantir, who we buy their stuff through, and asked them, ‘Was our software used in that raid?’ Which is, by the way, classified information anyway.” “So they’re trying to get classified information, and implying that if they were used in that raid, that might violate their terms of service.” “It raised enough alarm with Palantir, who's got a trusted relationship with the department, to tell me.” “And I'm like, ‘Holy sh*t.’ What if this software went down, some guardrail kicked up, some refusal happened for the next fight like this one, and we left our people at risk?” “So I went to Secretary Hegseth, I said this would happen. And that was a ‘woah’ moment for the whole leadership at the Pentagon, that we're potentially so dependent on a software provider, without another alternative, that has the ability to not only shut it off, maybe it’s a rogue developer who could poison the model to make it not do what you want.” “So then that culminated in the Tuesday kind of dramatic meeting with Secretary Hegseth, and me, and Dario, with the Friday deadline that got blown.” “And I never thought they really wanted to make it.”

@Wrexham_AFC Never want to hear again that Wrexham can’t hang in the Premier League. Not saying we wouldn’t be outgunned with our current squad but the pregame commentators all had this over at the first half.

A performance to be proud of as we exit the FA Cup. 🔴⚪ #WxmAFC

@StraightArrow__ Please do not let this Stephanie Minter get memory holed. Not saying she needs the 2 dozen articles you dedicated to Renee Good but 0 is not enough.

Sleep specialists say the one-hour shift can disrupt the body’s internal clock. ow.ly/6bME106vx1h

@TomBevanRCP MAGA don’t do midterms, even if gas is $1/gallon, so…

As a point of reference, 5 polls are out on Operation Epic Fury. On average, 72.2% of Republicans approve of Trump's action, and only 14.4% disapprove. The rest are unsure/have no opinion.

@ggreenwald Is it not possible to be critical of a current US President without being anti-American?

Israel supporters always proclaim that "it is possible to criticize the policies of Israel without slinging antisemitism": because they need to pretend that "antisemitism" does not mean "Israel critic." Yet somehow every influential Israel critic is accused of anti-Semitism.

@RPKent Hey RPK, day two that the app is just a blank screen? Works fine from the website on my computer and updating the app didn’t help. Did something get changed for free week? Thank you for any advice. I know you aren’t the IT dept and I will send an email to the proper channels.

Game 42 in the 2026 season. Up and at it.

@Official_STFC @craigyjones17 Ollie’s superpower is making his strike partner have career stats so it is great to see him finish. Wildly underrated footballer.

The supporter's POV of Ollie Palmer's goal is even better 😮‍💨

@Wrexham_AFC @fearlessidzine Go have fun and enjoy how far you’ve come.🔥

An FA Cup tie against Chelsea FC awaits 🏆 🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC