Mary Hinge

@WestHam_Central Been asleep your entire life pal

West Ham have to do what now? Did I sleep for three weeks?

@Holly_Gibbons @amazon

Just had a parcel from @amazon and the guy who delivered it asked to come in and charge his phone. For safety as a lone woman there’s absolutely no way I could have said yes to this. I’m scared of even walking around the corner nowadays let alone letting a strange man in my house

@leedsboygrant23 Cup of tea. They make shit tea. They also have nowt like Yorkshire 👊

Not shooting kids in schools

@Skint_Eastwood1 No idea about the bucket, but she has a great rack, in her oven 😜

😂 Ricky Gervais Causes Chaos Live on the BBC’s The One Show, “Ricky is Being a Very Naughty Boy” They’re innocently chatting about roast potatoes when someone drops: “Nigella beat off the Hairy Bikers.” Ricky immediately loses it. The host tries to shut it down: “Now Ricky, this is a tea-time show…” Ricky, still creasing up: “Everything sounds like an innuendo now!” Then a guest mentions needing a big enough bucket and Ricky completely loses it again. The host has no choice but to move on and scold him: “Ricky is being a very naughty boy.” Once Ricky’s innuendo radar switches on during teatime telly, there’s no coming back 😂 Never change, Ricky 🤣

@BollocksWeather @_louise__ She’s a herbalist. I want to try some of those herbs and check out that chemical fog 😂

@_louise__ I think, and I may be wrong here Louise, but I'm guessing you're not a meteorologist. 🤣🤣🤣

Look at that chemical fog, it's not cold there should be no fog today!!

@seanlongstaff97 @FollowMeAndLUFC @LUFC Top job big man. Onwards 👊

Fighting until the very end 👊 See you all at Wembley on Sunday. MOT. 💙💛🤍

@UTDKara @FA_PGMOL Decades of refs on your payroll. Get a grip ya wet wipe

No red card for hair pulling today in the game between Brentford and Fulham. Guess what? Not a Manchester United player… shame on you @FA_PGMOL

@HACKETTREF You’re a fuckin clown

Well the PGMOL have set the bar and in future the hand anywhere near a players hair WILL be red carded.

@LeedsWoody1919 Good words Woody lad 👊

The amount of scum fans I’ve seen moaning about the ref and the time added is on mental 😂😂 Your club won entire league titles off the back of dodgy penalties and decisions. Dont get me started on “Fergie time” Sit down and shut the fuck up

@UtdTopCee Maybe your decades of subscriptions buying refs hasn’t been renewed?

Calvert-Lewin checks Ugarte coming, No intention to play the ball whatsoever here. ELBOW TO THE RIBS!!🤯 Guess we didn't pay Premium+ for VAR to review this😭😭

@seanlongstaff97 @trbw16 @LUFC Top lad 👊

Proper performance from the boys last night! Onto the next 💛🤍💙

@ethanamp26 @trbw16 @LUFC You absolute beaut

That was for you all, hope you all enjoyed that💙💛🤍

@GreggAWallace Not gone for pork in cider?

Pork in Milk

@WHATSFORDlNNER Yes 😂

Would you add chips, mash, or roast potatoes? 🤔

@rose1_scarlett @RoyalMail Not sure where I said they were “all that”.

@rose1_scarlett @RoyalMail Evri… thing goes missing 😂

@Matt_Pinner Trump?

I’m currently having a blazing argument, please help me settle this once and for all. What is this???

@LucasGageX Matt Damon in the background there sowing some potatoes

What Apollo deniers don't realize is that this video they use to try to disprove that we went to the moon actually proves it. Why? Because it's impossible to replicate the lighting, low gravity, and dust ballistics on Earth. Disagree? Then get Mr. Beast to replicate this.

@GreggAWallace @TimMartin67 🤦‍♂️

@TimMartin67 Then you’re not affected by hypersensitivity

Being fit n well. I don’t know why someone would choose anything else.

@iamtomskinner Bosh👊

⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️