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@liminallogs this is world war 3 for the middle east

region wide clusterfuck

Frank Herbert was on so much damn drugs the man was able to see in the future

@Tunnelsnakefool Whoever did this ever heard of 9/11

What

@luxmendax Enjoy march then, wahoo 😎

@ScorpionChekIn April 1st!

>pulls off yoyo trick >starts yelling being unemployed is awesome

@luxmendax when are you leaving, sounds like the fun before the grind

@ScorpionChekIn yoyos are so cheap this is great

@luxmendax congrats, sounds like a blast

times I've almost hit myself in the head with a metal yoyo today: 2

@spono9 @Randall1491385 @MrsMassacre Hold on, is yellowstone about an alternative timeline where they stopped the transplants

@Randall1491385 @MrsMassacre I was recently in Bozeman. Lovely place. I agree with you that there were a lot of Subarus and earth cruncher types. Loved the real Cowboy types driving the pick up trucks.

Montana and Wyoming are sister states and you're not welcome in either one of them. Why? Because if you weren't raised here, you will never fit into our world. Here's the annual machine gun and cannon shoot. You're not ready for our culture.

@Randall1491385 @MrsMassacre Hold on, you're telling me that yellowstone is about what actually happened to a town and it was filmed as it was happening

@MrsMassacre Oh they will move there get voted in by women start bringing in brown people and making gun laws. They already are. Jackson hole and Bozeman are over run with Subarus

@CryptoCyberia Well, he is marcus rubius, future president of america, emperor of venezuela and shah of iran

Weird. Rubio said the moment this started that it was because of Israel. I still find it humorous Rubio immediately out up distance between the war and himself, clearly expecting it it go poorly.

@MouseGoBurr @AtlasisZephyr @maiamindel He let 10000 bucks worth of gpus float out of the planet

@AtlasisZephyr @maiamindel I blame this guy

qatar is about to start cutting helium exports... helium is used for chip production... the iran war is about to turn the ai bubble into the hindenburg

@luxmendax @scootykins well, even then it can only get so smelly, i mean, you can only get so much smell out of soy sauce and chinnese spices

@ScorpionChekIn @scootykins not really tbh but she's chinese so I can't speak for her

it’s literally Scott Pilgrim like not even a new take on it. It’s just Scott pilgrim from the perspective of the knives

@jackimaniel @KobeissiLetter Well, the white house is filled with people that say r*ghead, they could send all their cash to the federal treasury and they'll say thank you before dropping a bomb on their gas fields

This is the bill coming due for the most consequential diplomatic miscalculation of this war. Gulf states have spent decades building the architecture of their relationship with Washington around a simple transaction. We host your bases, we buy your weapons, we invest in your economy, and in return you consult us before doing things that set our region on fire. That transaction just failed in the most visible way possible. $4 trillion in committed US investment. Al Udeid Air Base. Prince Sultan Air Base. Naval Station Bahrain. Fifth Fleet headquarters. The entire forward military posture that makes US power projection in the region possible. And not one Gulf capital was consulted before the bombs fell on February 28. Not one was warned that South Pars would be struck. Not one had meaningful input into an operation whose consequences they are now absorbing daily in the form of ballistic missiles over their capitals, burning energy infrastructure, and oil export corridors being systematically destroyed. The “fuming” language from WSJ is significant because Gulf states do not fume publicly. They are fuming to Wall Street Journal reporters because the private channels have produced nothing. Qatar’s Prime Minister called for the war to end on camera today. Saudi Arabia reserved the right to military action. Oman’s foreign minister called it America’s greatest miscalculation in The Economist. These are not countries known for public confrontation with Washington. The fact that their frustration is now being expressed through major American financial press means the private diplomacy has been exhausted. The $4 trillion investment commitment is now the most expensive leverage that has produced the least influence in recent diplomatic history. These countries bought access, basing rights, and the assumption of consultation. They got a Truth Social post at midnight disavowing a strike that destroyed their neighbor’s energy infrastructure. Iran could not have designed a better outcome. Washington alienated the allies it needs most at the moment it needs them most by conducting a war that prioritized Israeli objectives over Gulf Arab interests and then expected the Gulf to absorb the consequences without complaint. The fuming is just beginning. What comes after fuming is the question nobody in Washington appears to be taking seriously enough.

BREAKING: America’s Arab allies are now "fuming" that they do not seem to have any influence with the Trump Administration despite "heavy investments of time and money," per WSJ. Arab Gulf countries recently committed to investing nearly $4 trillion in the US.

@luxmendax @scootykins is it even that smelly

@scootykins >my food smells >I dated a white person join the club idiot

@Skylar69kg Hell yeah

I thought 30 Polaroid film sheets would be enough but now I’m thinking I should buy more…

@TreydingStocks @FusionptCapital Moved all my money to oil and the only reason i'm not selling that too is the bombings guaranteeing the destruction of everything the gulf has built over the last 50 years

@FusionptCapital Commodities are an insane space for retail traders to look for an edge. You think equities are rigged by funds? World governments and institutional banks control commodities, good luck

Further proof that 99.95% of people should not try to trade.

@enfatigued @ASM9_20 @bizlet7 😆

@ScorpionChekIn @ASM9_20 @bizlet7 good, they deserve to.

We’re going to see levels of Anti Semitism and Anti Americanism that theoretically was thought impossible.

@XianKatsura @antlionai We learned over the last couple weeks, a year ago i was all for a bitcoin standard, a couple weeks ago made a statement that i was wrong and feel free to never pay attention to what i say about crypto again

@antlionai I feel the same way about those clowns who go around saying “Bitcoin fixes this!” To everything, though I’ve noticed you don’t see too much of them anymore

Gold Haters(me) vindicated again. Its a commodity, it moves all over place,just because Peter Schiff shilled it as an inflation or Stability hedge or something doesnt mean shit.

@antlionai Well, for once crypto bros where right, it is digital gold 😆

@ASM9_20 @bizlet7 Well, we can offer them loans, no handouts though, we are the iron bank

@ScorpionChekIn @bizlet7 Don’t worry, their governments will fix it with a new tax.

@ASM9_20 @bizlet7 Well, the world is going broke over this

@bizlet7 Maybe the rest of the world will stop begging at our table?