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Our New @ScotGovernment slogan. We could have used stay alert but that a tad to English for our Nationalist Administration.
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Scottish Government 🏴
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Parody of the Failing Devolved Government in Scotland 🏴
Scotland, NOT United Kingdom🤣 Katılım Aralık 2019
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@Ianblackford_MP @michaelgove An alternative bunch of lies - yes Scotland has an alternative bunch of twats, you and your SNP dimwits. People think the leave campaign lied often but the they see u and your thick little friends! Scotland deserves better than the SNP. #nothanks 🏴🇬🇧
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Still never mind @michaelgove says we are taking back control, nobody has got through to the Brexit fan boys that their slogan is deluded claptrap. Economic madness to wilfully destroy livelyhoods on the basis of misplaced dogma. Thank goodness Scotland has an alternative.
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The government demands that @Scot_Together does another poll as we are not happy with the result of the one they have just done. And how dare the @Scot_Together account speak out against our Fuhrer. There is no place for unionists views or wisdom in an SNP Democracy!
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New Government Album for those (few) who want to listen to our Fuhrer when she isn’t speaking gibberish to the press! ⤵️
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What national scandal? Jeane Freeman is completely flawless. Scotland may have the highest death rate in U.K. but we all know that Westminster is to blame in some way! Long live our Führer. Long Live Scot Nats (even is they don’t social distance) Who cares about unionists.
The Herald@heraldscotland
Nicola Sturgeon is facing calls for a dedicated public inquiry into the “national scandal” of Covid deaths in Scotland’s care homes heraldscotland.com/news/18479449.…
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Terms and conditions
You can break the rules if you are:
-Ian Big Man Blackford
-Nicola Sturgeon (our fabulous führer)
-Catherine Couldn’t Careless Calderwood
-A Nationalist (as Nationalists are a superior species-obviously 😒)
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Dominic Cummings should be sacked. Nobody working at or with the Scottish Government would ever break the rules. (Terms and conditions apply)
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Jeane Freeman has done little wrong in her career. How dare anybody speak against this government. Jeane Freeman has lots to be proud of such as the unopened hospitals (because who needs them in the current times?) and Scotland’s testing capacity (please don’t compare with rUK).
Jackson Carlaw@Jackson_Carlaw
It was not inevitable that care homes became the frontline, a serious strategic error by Jeane Freeman made it so. It is impossible to see how public confidence can be maintained in the Health Secretary - she simply can’t be trusted on coronavirus.
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Our fabulous Deputy First Minister on Sky News. Shame the Westminster establishment clearly forced the presenter to make fake claims against our flawless government.
the original Grumpy Git@GitGrumpygit
@ManDownRih1 @AgentP22 @SkyNews @jamesmatthewsky And the same devolved assembly that tried to cover up #NikeGate twitter.com/gitgrumpygit/s…
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We would like to make it clear that Coronavirus has benefits too. The biggest is that the English have gone home.
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Today we looked at the most binned items in Scotland’s bins and the winner of the most binned item is the SNP Election Leaflets.
Net Zero Scotland@ScotGovNetZero
.@strathearnrose is joining senior leaders and representatives from across the recycling chain, businesses and local authorities this morning to identify opportunities to accelerate the pace of progress towards Scotland’s ambitious recycling targets. #ScotRecyclingSummit
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@TerryWSummers @Soozywoozy2014 @scotgov I know but if it’s called a government by the SNP so we feel the need to try and keep at straight face when we see the Scottish Cabinet
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Today the the cabinet met to look at the successes from last year due to our government. The meeting to review success lasted a full 3 minutes and it was concluded that the lack of success in devolved matters was not @scotgov’s fault. Here is a quote from our spokesperson.
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@Normanf35938585 @GitGrumpygit @scotgov You must not laugh. Scotland is being denied an Independence Referendum it doesn’t want and the Westminster Folk are causing us to be trapped into the UK which the Scottish People want to be in.
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The BBC must be held to account how dare they cover part of our Führer Nicola Sturgeon’s face with they logo.
BBC Scotland News@BBCScotlandNews
New Year messages: Scotland 'centre of international attention' bbc.in/39CYfSy
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We as the true and non-corrupt government of Scotland believe that the only explanation that can be made on why the website had problems was that the @bankofengland tried to make fun of the Scottish People. This has been concluded with no inquiry but @ScotGovFM says it’s true.
BBC Scotland News@BBCScotlandNews
Website problem hits Bank of Scotland customers bbc.in/37xqwbn
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We want to put out a warning to say that this Intelligence Test by the BBC is fake as our Scottish Cabinet including @ScotGovFM took the test and it was clearly false as it tried to claim they were all stupid. It can be concluded that it was rigged by the Tories at Westminster.
BBC Scotland News@BBCScotlandNews
💡Take the Great British Intelligence test: How clever are you? ➡bbc.in/2QEJmpQ
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Happy New Year from your Scottish Government! We are ready to bring another year of failure and policies that will make Scotland known to the world (for the wrong reasons). Just remember it’s never our fault, it’s always the folk at Westminster!
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