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@GrindLinePod Can you give away a Ben Chiarot jersey while he's still wearing it?

Let's say we were to hypothetically give away a jersey. Whose jersey should it be? #LGRW #RedWings

Play that banjo, you delightful storytelling son of a bitch.

The Detroit Red Wings v. Sens game from Stockholm, Sweden is a TSN regional broadcast and only available for viewing within the Ottawa region. The game is nonsensically BLACKED OUT throughout the rest of Canada. #GrowingTheGameTheNHLWay

the great thing about The Thong Song is you can really feel his earnest yearning to see that thong

Alex Debrincat (9) has scored more goals than the San Jose Sharks (8) and Washington Capitals (6).

@GrindLinePod @DetroitRedWings @e_freiny I approve of any excuse to play Rage Against The Machine at a hockey game.

Fine, I'll do it. Here are the 2023-24 @DetroitRedWings goal songs as picked by me. Make it so @e_freiny. #LGRW #RedWings

@LarsThorsell He's an upgrade on the right side over Lindstrom. If Edvinson or Wallinder are ready to play, it'll be Chariot and Maatta that sit.

To be honest, I don't get why you'd have any kind of reaction to the Petry-trade. It's a depth trade for a veteran defenceman, it's one of those trades that just is. If a prospect is ready to play in the NHL, there's no way they'd play Petry over him, there just isn't. #LGRW

@georgemalik Darren Helm snuck into the facility?

Ben Chiarot, Robby Fabbri and an unknown player wearing helmet number 43, working with skill development coach Dwayne Blais at 7:42 AM.

@GrindLinePod Mathieu Fucking Dandenault!!

@Sid_Seixeiro This is indefensible

Darth Vader is one of the most notorious villains in movie history. Without Vader there is no Star Wars. Without Vader there is no ethical struggle. “Revenge of the Sith” is where his story completely comes together. It is the best Star Wars movie ever made. Period.

@OctopusThrower_ I like Bert, but nobody is giving him 7 x 6.

Former Detroit Red Wings forward Tyler Bertuzzi is the type of player Steve Yzerman will be seeking in free agency this summer. #LGRW #RedWings octopusthrower.com/2023/05/02/det…

TSN has cancelled its highlights and analysis of the Oilers-Kings game to cry all night about Michael Bunting’s 3-game suspension.

RT @TheOnion: Man Drinking Beer At 7:30 A.M. On Bus May Be Onto Something bit.ly/3KeXbbT

Aaron Rodgers playing for the Jets is going to be like a Nicolas Cage football movie you found on Hulu at 1:30 am while you were high and figured “Fuck it, how bad can it be?” And then it was real bad but you watched it anyway.

@Danny_Heifetz I have full confidence Russ can get benched by week 5. You'll still get to see Stidham start, just for Denver.

Whoops, Jarrett Stidham has signed with Denver. Is this a finish your drink level mistake?

Excited to watch Jarrett Stidham at QB by Week 5

@GrindLinePod It's an A just based on the Hronek trade.

Assuming no last-minute trades come through, how would you grade Steve Yzerman on the 2023 trade deadline? #LGRW    #RedWings

Which TV show will CTV run the most ads for during the Superbowl?

Every Simpsons fan knows what the new Australian $5 note design should be.

@oldhockeycards @robzat

.. and now a Mike Liut minute. Because he was the coolest..