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@JohnSwinney Will ye aye captain.

I’m in the Highlands today, where our £2 bus fare cap is already in place. If re-elected, we will cap all bus fares at £2 across Scotland, keeping more money in people’s pockets. Make it #BothVotesSNP for real action on the cost of living and a government that’s on your side.

Heading to Dunoon. We live in a beautiful country. I love Scotland. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Zack Polanski: "No evidence that people seeking asylum are sexually assaulting anyone" Reality: "Here are 100 examples as reported by UK mainstream media organisations over the last 18 months" 1. Iranian Abdulla Ahmadi (26), Egyptians Ibrahim Alshafe (25) & Karin Al-Danasurt (20) – small boat arrivals in asylum hotel – gang-raped woman on Brighton beach (Oct 2025; guilty verdicts Apr 23, 2026) - BBC/ITV/Guardian 2. Afghan asylum seeker Mirzai (migrant hotel) sexually assaulted two women on trains (2025-2026; sentenced Apr 2026) - BBC 3. Afghan asylum seeker Ahmad Mulakhil (23) raped 12yo girl, Nuneaton (Jul 2025; guilty Feb 2026, sentenced Mar 2026 to 15-16yrs, referred as unduly lenient) - BBC/Guardian/Reuters/ITV 4. Afghan asylum seeker Sohail Amiri (30, small boat) sexually assaulted three women in Southampton (2025; sentenced Mar 2026) - BBC 5. Syrian refugee Mohand Mageed raped 21yo student in Glasgow (Feb 2025; sentenced Mar 2026) - STV 6. Afghan asylum seeker Mehmet Ogur (27) raped 18yo woman in Tamworth park (Jan 2026; sentenced to 7yrs) - BBC 7. Pakistani-born asylum seeker Sheraz Malik (28) raped 18yo woman in Nottinghamshire park (Jun 2025; convicted Jan 2026) - BBC 8. Afghan asylum seekers Jan Jahanzeb (17) & Israr Niazal (17) abducted & raped 15yo girl, Leamington Spa (May 2025; sentenced Dec 2025) - Guardian/BBC/Reuters 9. Afghan Sultani Bakatash charged with raping two 14yo girls, Bolton (Dec 2025) - Manchester Evening News (mainstream coverage) 10. Syrian refugee convicted of raping minor, Birmingham (Dec 2025) - ITV 11. Afghan unaccompanied minor convicted of peer rape in care home (Nov 2025) - Independent 12. Afghan asylum seeker convicted of child rape in care system (Nov 2025) - Independent 13. Iranian failed asylum seeker charged with rape, Manchester (Nov 2025) - Guardian 14. Bangladeshi national convicted of rape (Nov 2025) - BBC 15. Pakistani migrant convicted of rape (Nov 2025) - BBC 16. Algerian overstayer charged with rape-related offences (Nov 2025) - Guardian 17. Unnamed migrant charged with raping woman near train station using translation app (Oct 2025) - BBC 18. Unnamed Syrian asylum seeker charged with raping woman in Bournemouth toilet (Aug 2025) - mainstream reports 19. Small boat migrants charged in coastal gang rape (Sep 2025) - Independent 20. Unnamed Sudanese asylum seeker convicted of group sexual assault, Kent (Sep 2025) - Guardian 21. Unnamed group of migrants charged with raping woman in Oxford churchyard (Sep 2025) - Guardian 22. Libyan failed asylum seeker charged with family rape, Sheffield (Sep 2025) - Guardian 23. Moroccan migrant charged with rape, Leeds (Sep 2025) - Guardian 24. Eritrean failed claimant convicted of repeat rape, Bristol (Sep 2025) - BBC 25. Unnamed Eritrean boat arrival charged with rape, Bristol (Oct 2025) - BBC 26. Syrian national convicted of rape (Aug 2025) - BBC 27. Unnamed Afghan asylum seeker convicted of raping woman in London (Aug 2025) - Guardian 28. Sudanese boat arrival raped jogger, Kent (Aug 2025) - Guardian 29. Afghan asylum seeker Rapualla Ahmadze raped 17yo girl in Elgin park, Scotland (Aug 2025; sentenced Dec 2025) - BBC 30. Iranian dissident claimant raped flatmate, Glasgow (Jul 2025) - BBC 31. Ethiopian asylum seeker Hadush Gerberslasie Kebatu sexually assaulted 14yo girl & woman, Epping hotel (Jul 2025; sentenced Sep 2025) - Guardian/BBC 32. Syrian asylum seeker Mohammed Wahid Mohammed raped 12yo girl in Birmingham supermarket (Jul 2025) - ITV 33. Unnamed illegal immigrant convicted of raping 20yo woman in Oxford churchyard (Jul 2025) - Guardian 34. Indian student charged with campus rape, London (Jul 2025) - BBC 35. Iraqi national convicted of rape (Jul 2025) - Guardian 36. Romanian lorry migrant convicted of assault rape, Dover (Jun 2025) - Guardian 37. Algerian small boat crosser charged with nightclub rape, Newcastle (Jun 2025) - Independent 38. Spanish national convicted of rape (Jun 2025) - BBC 39. Pakistani asylum seeker convicted of child rape, Leeds (Apr 2025) - BBC 40. Unnamed Somali asylum seeker convicted of sexual assault, Cardiff (Apr 2025) - Guardian 41. Unnamed Sub-Saharan African migrant convicted of sexual assault, Birmingham (Apr 2025) - Guardian 42. Unnamed North African migrant convicted of sexual offence, London (Jul 2025) - Guardian 43. Unnamed Middle Eastern migrant convicted of rape, Manchester (May 2025) - Guardian 44. Nigerian overstayer charged with raping elderly woman, Manchester (May 2025) - Guardian 45. Somali refugee convicted of honour-based rape, Cardiff (May 2025) - Guardian 46. Turkish asylum seeker raped tourist, Edinburgh (Apr 2025) - BBC 47. Indian migrant in trafficking group charged with rape (Apr 2025) - Guardian 48. Unnamed male asylum seeker raped 14yo girl in SW England hotel (Feb 2025) - Guardian 49. Unnamed male migrant raped Sierra Leonean female asylum seeker in hotel (Jan 2025) - Guardian 50. Somali Yaqub Ahmed convicted of gang rape of teenage girl, London (Jan 2025) - Guardian 51. Polish construction worker raped colleague, Birmingham (Jan 2025) - Guardian 52. Sudanese Mahmood Noor Ibrahim convicted of sexual assault of 16yo in Hull (Feb 2025) - Independent 53. Nigerien Musba Missa charged with sexual assault in Skegness migrant hotel (Mar 2025) - BBC 54. Syrian asylum seeker Qais Al-Aswad (26) sexually assaulted three women in Horley migrant hotel (May-Jun 2025) - BBC 55. Vietnamese trafficked migrant charged in brothel rape case (Feb 2025) - BBC 56. Jamaican overstayer convicted of domestic rape, Liverpool (Mar 2025) - Independent 57. Ghanaian migrant convicted in group rape (Oct 2025) - Guardian 58. Sudanese national convicted of attempting to rape woman in Wakefield nightclub (Oct 2025) - Independent 59. Belgian national convicted of rape (Oct 2025) - Guardian 60. Albanian migrant charged with group rape, Brighton (Nov 2025) - Independent 61. Unnamed Pakistani national convicted of sexual offence, Leeds (Jun 2025) - Independent 62. Unnamed Indian overstayer charged with rape in care home (Aug 2025) - BBC 63. Egyptian asylum seeker Abdelrahmen Adnan Abouelela raped woman in Hyde Park, London (Nov 2024; sentenced Sep 2025) - BBC 64. Unnamed Afghan asylum seeker convicted of raping woman in mixed-sex hotel (Mar 2025) - Guardian 65. Unnamed male migrant raped Sierra Leonean female asylum seeker in hotel (Jan 2025) - Guardian 66. Syrian refugee convicted of raping minor, Birmingham (Dec 2025) - ITV 67. Iranian failed asylum seeker charged with rape, Manchester (Nov 2025) - Guardian 68. Moroccan migrant charged with rape, Leeds (Sep 2025) - Guardian 69. Sudanese boat arrival raped jogger, Kent (Aug 2025) - Guardian 70. Eritrean failed claimant convicted of repeat rape, Bristol (Sep 2025) - BBC 71. Afghan unaccompanied minor convicted of peer rape in care home (Nov 2025) - Independent 72. Turkish asylum seeker raped tourist, Edinburgh (Apr 2025) - BBC 73. Somali refugee convicted of honour-based rape, Cardiff (May 2025) - Guardian 74. Algerian small boat crosser charged with nightclub rape, Newcastle (Jun 2025) - Independent 75. Iranian dissident claimant raped flatmate, Glasgow (Jul 2025) - BBC 76. Libyan failed asylum seeker charged with family rape, Sheffield (Sep 2025) - Guardian 77. Iraqi national convicted of rape (Jul 2025) - Guardian 78. Syrian national convicted of rape (Aug 2025) - BBC 79. Albanian migrant charged with group rape, Brighton (Nov 2025) - Independent 80. Pakistani asylum seeker convicted of child rape, Leeds (Apr 2025) - BBC 81. Nigerian overstayer charged with raping elderly woman, Manchester (May 2025) - Guardian 82. Romanian lorry migrant convicted of assault rape, Dover (Jun 2025) - Guardian 83. Indian student charged with campus rape, London (Jul 2025) - BBC 84. Sudanese national convicted of attempting to rape woman in Wakefield nightclub (Oct 2025) - Independent 85. Unnamed migrant charged with raping woman near train station using translation app (Oct 2025) - BBC 86. Unnamed North African migrant convicted of sexual offence, London (Jul 2025) - Guardian 87. Unnamed Middle Eastern migrant convicted of rape, Manchester (May 2025) - Guardian 88. Unnamed Sub-Saharan African migrant convicted of sexual assault, Birmingham (Apr 2025) - Guardian 89. Unnamed Sudanese asylum seeker convicted of group sexual assault, Kent (Sep 2025) - Guardian 90. Unnamed Eritrean boat arrival charged with rape, Bristol (Oct 2025) - BBC 91. Afghan asylum seeker convicted of child rape in care system (Nov 2025) - Independent 92. Unnamed Somali asylum seeker convicted of sexual assault, Cardiff (Apr 2025) - Guardian 93. Unnamed Pakistani national convicted of sexual offence, Leeds (Jun 2025) - Independent 94. Unnamed Indian overstayer charged with rape in care home (Aug 2025) - BBC 95. Ethiopian asylum seeker Hadush Gerberslasie Kebatu sexually assaulted 14yo girl & woman, Epping hotel (Jul 2025; sentenced Sep 2025) - Guardian/BBC 96. Syrian asylum seeker Mohammed Wahid Mohammed raped 12yo girl in Birmingham supermarket (Jul 2025) - ITV 97. Unnamed illegal immigrant convicted of raping 20yo woman in Oxford churchyard (Jul 2025) - Guardian 98. Somali Yaqub Ahmed convicted of gang rape of teenage girl, London (Jan 2025) - Guardian 99. Syrian asylum seeker Qais Al-Aswad (26) sexually assaulted three women in Horley migrant hotel (May-Jun 2025) - BBC 100. Unnamed male asylum seeker raped 14yo girl in SW England hotel (Feb 2025) - Guardian

@benonwine Nope

What do you think of this lady’s tattoo?

Thoughts and prayers for Gary Neville who must be seething at this result in Salford 😂

@CalvinBailey When's the anniversary for Kriss Donald's racist murder?

@Robbie_Reasons Another wanker.

What are your opinions of the well travelled Lindsay Hoyle?

@trussliz She was alright until she met you.

On the 100th anniversary of her birth, we still miss her.

@benonwine Nothing. Let him sink.

@sammyhagar You know the UK is not England.

“After waiting 30 years to come back, we really wanted to get this right. Several factors pushed us toward revising this tour but after wrapping our Las Vegas residency last month at Dolby Live where the sound, the technology, and the more intimate size really lets us connect with the audiences, it was clear that we wanted to deliver an experience like that for our fans in England. When I heard our promoter was opening a similar tech-forward venue in London that really sealed the deal for me. Three nights, a fresh set every night, and I get to stay in London, one of my favorite cities in the world, for a week. That’s the Best of All Worlds!” - Sammy Sammy Hagar & The Best of All Worlds Tour have announced a UK tour update with new venues, including a three-night London run at the soon-to-open British Airways ARC. 🎟️ Tickets go on sale on Friday 24 April at 10am via aegpresents.co.uk/event/sammy-ha… Fans who purchased tickets for the original UK dates will be contacted directly and offered priority presale access for the new shows, along with a 10% merchandise offer on show nights. The band thanks fans for their continued support and looks forward to delivering this newly enhanced live experience across the UK.

Keir Starmer has achieved the impossible: I agree with Diane Abbott and Zarah Sultana 😂

The party is over @Keir_Starmer. Resign.

@mitchlafon Wolverhampton,Manchester and London does not make a UK tour. These are England.

Dear UK, We’re coming. Signed, Sammy Hagar

🚨LOOK AT THE TWO DATES BELOW ⬇️ Olly Robbins was appointed to the Foreign Office 19 DAYS AFTER Peter Mandelson was appointed as U.S Ambassador So how can Keir Starmer blame him for this? He had NOTHING to do with Mandelson's appointment THIS IS ALL ON KEIR STARMER HE MUST GO

What mystifies me is how someone so obviously, uninspiring, uninquisitve, unforensic, lacking in attention to detail, incapable of consistency & devoid of leadership qualities came to be the Director of Public Prosecutions. Anyone?

@TheBritishIntel Not Buckingham Palace ,but I get it.

Outside Buckingham Palace. A foreign national is caught pissing right against the walls of the Palace. This short clip is the perfect snapshot of what the UK has become. We are no longer a serious country.

@JohnSwinney Gravy bus more like.

Great to take delivery of my Campaign Bus - On Scotland’s Side. Look forward to travelling all around Scotland with a message of hope with the Fresh Start of Independence. #BothVotesSNP

@TiffanyFong No dog...meh!

British people disgust me.

Dennis Skinner in 2012: "... when posh boys are in trouble, they sack the servants"