Scott Langbauer

@VinnysCorner1 All you need is a single and you’ll likely walk it off. That being said, Tony Gwynn. There is no other answer. It’s Tony Fucking Gwynn!!

It’s Game 7 of the World Series, bases loaded, 2 outs, tie game, in the bottom of the 9th. You can choose any batter in baseball in their prime to get you a hit… WHO DO YOU CHOOSE?

@historyinmemes Not my proudest wank.

Germany’s 2026 Deer Calling World Championship brings hunters together to use specialized instruments that imitate red deer calls, honoring and preserving a hunting tradition that has endured for more than 800 years.

@The1PDP @TylerRatcliff17 @thetoyman1 She admitted to pushing him. Thats the battery aspect. The punch doesn’t even play here.

@TylerRatcliff17 @thetoyman1 Honest question- how is he taking his word over hers? This is entirely hearsay in reference to physical contact. Please someone explain to me why they both are not arrested? He put hands on her first.

This is so satisfying to me, entitled Karen gets what she deserves FAFO 🤣🤣

@DylanMcDylan @SharpFootball I think you first heard the word “regression” today, and just ran with it. Into a brick wall. Like a dumbshit.

@SharpFootball Yet another sign the Bears are #1 regression candidate in NFL history. 4 wins

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@xedge_app @SharpFootball The way you interpreted this gives me ZERO faith in your sports betting abilities.

@SharpFootball Bears fans spent all year arguing ref tax while their opponents drew the fewest penalty yards in football.

@JasonWard23 @SharpFootball @ashleycame5590 You’re at least owning your stupidity and I respect that. No I don’t. You’re a dipshit.

@SharpFootball @ashleycame5590 Refs always favoring the Bears. What else is new?

@aaronkinn @thejawzone @ErikLambert1 4.28 vs 4.31. Night and day difference. 😂. I truly hope he pans out. However it is indisputable that he was a massive overdraft.

@ScottLangbauer @thejawzone @ErikLambert1 Was he under 4.3…didn’t think so, and he was also 25 years old

I wanted to wait a couple of days so I could properly digest the #Bears' draft. Having done that, here is my assessment of their picks.

@MichaelDaughto2 @NFL_DovKleiman I would say this is pretty rich coming from a Philly fan, but then again nobody considers Philly to be a beautiful city.

@NFL_DovKleiman Out of all the beautiful cities Chicago is probably the worst

Wild: New Bears rookie CB Malik Muhammad has gone viral for having ZERO reaction to being drafted by Chicago. We have never seen anything like this... Malik didn't even crack a smile 🫣

@aaronkinn @thejawzone @ErikLambert1 Go ahead and name the WR drafted in the 3rd for his speed (4.31), was going to be returning kicks until developed into a NFL WR, that never happened, was converted to RB, that didn’t work, was a disaster at everything, was cut and considered a wasted pick Velus Jones Jr

@thejawzone @ErikLambert1 3b…nope! Go ahead and name a WR with sub zero speed drafted after the 4th round in any NFL draft! I’ll save you the time…JJ Nelson is the only one in the common draft era. He was drafted in the 5th round and turned out pretty good don’t you think? You’re wrong on 3B

@thekapman So they do collaborate? Got it. So they’re BOTH to blame for shitty picks and decisions like most of last night and today? Got it.

Everyone take a chill pill

Chicago Bears traded up five spots in the 4th to grab a CB when we had FOUR chances to grab Jermod McCoy. You can’t make this shit up.

So the Chicago Bears traded back 22 spots in the 5th to move up 5 spots in the 4th?!?! Never mind the Browns have four picks after 144 and can just throw shit at the wall to see what sticks. We really needed to be in front of that. Losing faith in Poles.

@CalebFC18 Tyreek was a fifth rounder. So the baby version could’ve been had in the 7th

Dawg Zavion Thomas is literally baby Tyreek Hill.

@onemalaikaa It’s not assault. It’s battery. ‘Cause that dude rocked your shit!!!

Two men arguing in a restaurant. One pushes the other… then the son comes from behind with a thunderous punch that sends him flying across the floor.

Based on the Chicago Bears draft performance tonight, I can’t help but wonder what if Dillon Thienemann didn’t fall into our laps at #25? Who would the brain trust in Halas Hall have picked? Worst answers only because let’s face it, it’s exactly what would’ve happened

Can someone explain to Ryan Poles and Ben Johnson that scoring 40 points a game doesn’t mean shit if your defense gives up 41. My left ass cheek can draft better than the Chicago Bears have tonight. And that’s the dumber one.

How, as a Chicago Bears fan, do I go so rapidly from Cloud 9 last night, to what the actual fuckville tonight? A TE? We had three shots at Jermod McCoy!!!!! Make it make fucking sense!!!!

@FivePointsVids Mark Buehrle

Im making a list of non-hall of fame athletes who will never have to buy a drink again for the rest of their lives (and city). So far I have: Mike Richter - NYC Robert Horry - Multiple Alex Gordon - KC Nick Foles - Philly The more obscure the better. Post yours👇

@CinemaTweets1 Jonah Hill is terrific at playing a fat tool. Tremendous range.

Jonah Hill’s Oscar nominated performance in Moneyball shocked me at the time because I had no idea Hill was capable of this quality of work. Before Moneyball, Hill was the guy from Accepted or Superbad. But things changed after this film. Simply one of cinema’s best sports films.

@DeIudedShaniqwa Not sure if dancing like that existed back then. But you know what never existed? Vampires. And your beef with the movie is over periodically correct dance moves?! 🤨

This movie is set in 1932 and there’s a woman twerking in modern sportswear. How tf did this garbage get 16 oscar nominations?