The Satellite Kid

@mstewart_23 Free stuff

So many political commentators completely at a loss why SNP defy political cycles and norms, offering up loads of nonsense reasons. While they don’t want to accept to glaringly obvious fact, which influences it, Scotlands constitutional question is not settled

@NUCLRGOLF @thetimes Who?

🚨🏌️🙅🏼‍♂️ #JOKE — In an exclusive with @thetimes, LIV Golfer Anirban Lahiri laughed off the theory LIV golfers are ready to jump ship and head back to the PGA Tour: “That is the biggest joke ever. I will not name names but I know at least a dozen players who’d rather not play golf than go back to the PGA Tour.” When asked what’s wrong with the PGA Tour, Lahiri said: “I’m not going to answer because I don’t want this to be a hate thing,” he says. “I played on the PGA Tour for seven years and really enjoyed my time there. I learnt a lot about the business of golf and some of the things I learnt disillusioned me. I’ll leave it at that. “That was enough for me not to want to go back, but that’s me personally. I’m sure others have different opinions of it and I respect that as well, but to generalise that everybody is falling over backwards to come back to the PGA Tour is the same kind of propaganda we’ve had for four years.”

@theSNP You hate people being successful. You want the people of Scotland to be dependent on your free handouts and drive out any innovation and success. Really strange way to suggest that Scotland could even contemplate independence 🤡

A re-elected SNP government will introduce a Private Jet Tax and a Mansion Tax on homes worth over £1 million, making the wealthiest pay more to help support local services across Scotland. Make it #BothVotesSNP tomorrow for a government that’s on your side.

@HumzaYousaf @theSNP Better for sex pests 👍🏼

I am proud of the positive campaign @theSNP has run. We are in touching distance of an historic result but it won't happen unless you go out and give both votes to the SNP tomorrow. Protect our progress and vote for a party that will always be on Scotland's side #BothVotesSNP

@ScotNational I demand he fixes the potholes on Scotland’s roads and reduces the benefits burden on it’s poor tax payers

John Swinney will demand immediate talks with Number 10 on a second independence referendum if the SNP wins a majority at the Holyrood election Read here: thenational.scot/news/26076023.…

@JohnSwinney Assuming he doesn’t know what a woman is either?

Wonderful to talk with Alan Cumming tonight about my hopes and aspirations for Scotland - the country I love and am privileged to serve. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@Batfox_Pictures Outstanding ✊🏼

Circulating quietly as a B side, “A Year Late” showed a more reflective side of Paul Weller during the Stanley Road era. Originally released with “You Do Something To Me”, it later gained wider attention as one of the standout deeper cuts from that period.

@JohnSwinney What’s a woman Johnny boy?

Experienced leadership, urgent action on the cost of living, and hope over despair. This is what I offer as your First Minister. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@FabrizioRomano Plays with a Jackson 5 at the back

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms. Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

@JohnSwinney 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Delighted with this news. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@theSNP From the Party Against Woman 🤡 show

An evening with Alan Cumming and First Minister John Swinney. Expect sharp conversation, a few laughs, and a proper discussion about Scotland's potential. 🎟️ Tickets £5 – proceeds to Women Against the Far Right Scotland. eventbrite.co.uk/e/an-evening-w…

@Ross_Greer For a guy that’s achieved f all in life, you’re happy to punish people that are successful and bring in £ to the economy. How are young people dependent on hand outs going to buy houses brains?

Second/holiday homes are causing a housing crisis from Arran to Orkney to central Edinburgh, making life impossible for young people in particular. To discourage Offord-style hoarding, we'll set progressively higher taxes for every extra home bought by wealthy individuals.

@theSNP Unless you’re successful, then they’ll tax you to the hilt to pay for their believers

Unlike the other parties, the SNP is always on Scotland’s side. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@LesleyRiddoch Success not welcome in Scotland ? Need more mugs on the benefits payroll?

Reform Scottish leader asks Ross Greer: ‘I’ve got 6 homes, five cars and six boats. Do you want more high achieving folk like me in Scotland?’ Whit! During a cost of living crisis? Gobsmackingly awful contribution by Malcolm Offord in #STVdebate.

@uartlach 🤡

Midlothian is my home. Your priorities are my priorities. Vote for me on May 7th.

@JohnSwinney Free bikes and laptops still on order?

In our first 100 days, we will: 🏡 Roll out up to £10,000 support for first time buyers 🚌 Expand the £2 bus fare cap to more areas of Scotland 🏥 Open more GP walk-in centres 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Publish a draft Bill for an independence referendum Vote for an SNP government on Scotland’s side.

@Ross_Greer @scottishgreens Economics not your class for the very short time you were at Uni? 🤡

If company bosses want to increase their pay, they should do the same for their lowest paid staff. Under the @scottishgreens' 10:1 pay ratio plans, that's exactly what they'd need to do before getting a penny in public grants/contracts. Let's demand better for Scottish workers

@DickWinchester @MairiMcAllan Check your meds, Dick 🤡

I actually watched this and I am increasingly certain now that @MairiMcAllan stands an extremely good chance of being an independent Scotland's first Prime Minister.

@theSNP Zero chance of this happening, more smoke and mirrors. Where’s the bikes?

If re-elected the SNP will give private renters first-refusal to buy the home they live in at a fair market price if the landlord sells. Make it both votes SNP on May 7th for a government that’s on your side.

@theSNP What about a limo tax?

A re-elected SNP government will introduce a Private Jet Tax and a Mansion Tax on homes worth over £1 million, making the wealthiest pay more to help support local services across Scotland. Make it #BothVotesSNP on May 7 for a government that’s on your side.