Scott Van Allen

@BuzzPatterson So is Chuck Norris the A-10 of humans or is the A-10 aviation’s Chuck Norris?

Words to live (or die) by.

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Action scene from The Expendables 2 (2012). One of Chuck Norris's most memorable final appearances on the big screen was his self-deprecating cameo in The Expendables 2, where he paid tribute to the "Truths about Chuck Norris" that made him an internet icon.

🚨 Japan to send help to open Strait of Hormuz

My favorite Chuck Norris meme!! 😎🤣

NEW: Climate change experts warn that Jerry Nadler's pants level will rise above his head by the year 2028 if we don’t combat global warming

@lindzvanallen I’ll keep that in mind.

@ScottVanAllen Best advice is to meet up with your niece Katie to stretch your legs for lunch and then ask your daughter to fly in to Houston to join you guys!

Headed to Galveston area shortly. Will be traveling I-35 from Kansas. Any advice getting around or through Dallas? Looks like a lot of construction in Dallas in 35.

@swksfarmer Been through Paris kinda out of the way for me.

@ScottVanAllen Always construction. Gainesville, Paris, Tyler is worthwhile if you have daylight

@rodgrisier1958 @lindzvanallen Been down that road, it is a pretty drive but little too far west.

@lindzvanallen @ScottVanAllen Take highway 281 through the Hills you'll enjoy it and miss I-35.

BREAKING: Sources say ABC tried replacing "The Bachelorette" with the widowed wife of Iran's Supreme Leader but she's only 9.

@MustangMan_TX They were all great and had them on 8 track.

These were the top 10 songs of our nations by Centennial year, 1976! Which one was your favorite?

FACTS we lived by 🤦🏻‍♂️

Happy 318 day

@rodgrisier1958 @josh_sayler

@josh_sayler Or,, Get a Red combine

Sump Saver to the rescue yet again...!! Cheap insurance policy IMO.. message if u need any. Getting a new shipment in later this spring

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@HustleBitch_ Bought a hard travel case for my golf clubs one time it was treated so rough. The wheels were broken shoved up into the case when I got it at final baggage claim.

🚨 LEAKED FOOTAGE FROM O’HARE AIRPORT BAG ROOM — THIS IS WHAT THEY DO TO YOUR LUGGAGE WHEN YOU’RE NOT LOOKING Suitcases getting LAUNCHED full force like garbage. No hesitation. No care. Just straight impact. This is the same bag you trust with everything you packed… getting thrown like this. And airlines still charge you extra for it. This isn’t a mistake. It’s routine. So when your bag shows up cracked open, items missing, or completely destroyed… was it ever “lost”… or just handled like this the entire time? How many times has YOUR bag been treated like this?

Seven dog rules for humans. These are very accurate. Just be careful what you drop on the floor. 🫪