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@FLBlueCares why has my wife been on hold for an hour and 20 minutes to find out why our ID cards haven't arrived 3 weeks after making our first payment?

@GetSpectrum internet service is down in zip code 32803. Please help.

FACT: Kids have had access to guns a lot longer than they've been on these meds. Correlation ain't causation, but I do find it odd this hasn't been talked about more.

@DefiantLs Knock knock Who’s there? The interrupting cow The interrupt.. MOOOOOO!

Guys I need help. My 5-year-old nephew is coming to visit. Tell me a joke, I want him to like me.

Damn @hulu_support, why are you so glitchy? If I click on something to watch, I’d actually like to SEE it, not just hear the audio.

Runners,🏃 🏃🏻‍♀️ When buying running shoes, which do you prefer? #running #shoes #fitness #run #Peachtreeroadrace #10K

I loathe super long file names.

SN Fran is choking like dogs

Man, I wish I could do just one thing like Stevie Ray Vaughn played guitar. 🎸

🤯Absolutely no way anyone could see this coming. And watch, fast food will also cut staffing and rely more on tech - or just stretch skeleton crews to the limit.

@WSJ @WSJopinion @andykessler DEI really stands for Divide Every Individual. Liberals/Progressives are really good at coming up with names that sound like a good idea for practices that are extremely harmful.

From @WSJopinion: Have we reached peak DEI? Claudine Gay’s resignation proved we are moving away from this harmful ideology, writes @andykessler on.wsj.com/3S6fkeI

The battle for the soul of America isn’t right vs. left. It’s normal vs. crazy.

What a horrible abuse of power. Every one with student debt WILLINGLY borrowed the money knowing it had to be repaid. That money would be far better spent on infrastructure or going to our ridiculous national debt. cnbc.com/2024/01/19/bid…

Wow, maybe Georgia did get hosed by the playoff committee. #OrangeBowl #collegefootball

My biggest question for #FlatEarthers doesn’t involve physics or the fact that ancient Atlas statues hold a sphere and not a disc. It’s what would the USA, Russia, China and other governments have to gain by lying about the shape of the earth? 🌍

SO many people in the wrong lane on our drive down to @Beyond_I_Do ‘s parents. #stayright #nocampinginleftlane

How the heck is Memphis still behind Clemson? Clemson has 1 win against ranked teams. Memphis has 4 - including head to head over Clemson. #bahhumbug

I’d love to see @Memphis_MBB vs @VandyMBB become an official rivalry game with a guitar trophy. Blues vs Country.

Total trap game after taking down 3 consecutive ranked teams. So I’ll just be happy Memphis survived. #GoTigersGo

What total moron @Apple decided iPhone photos should now be in a format that Apple Photos can’t read?? #heic sux.