Scott Simmonds

May as well pin this one for later

@sugarhardy My matches are so potent that in this small segment they made all of the ladies in the area pregnant

oh hey its @ScotteeeBeee's entrance music and also the side effects of watching his matches

@RyMacPW Because literally any time you can duck me you do. Any time. Any place. I'll be there.

@ScotteeeBeee You've been saying that for 3 years...

That's a lot of Canada. I'm gonna come back saying aboot 😭

👀

@RenegadeGEW I've been on Twitter longer than @RyMacPW has been alive

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@RyMacPW 👀

@ScotteeeBeee Go fuck yourself

✌ youtu.be/AKDlT3j8mwU

@RenegadeGEW @KamoMac @RyMacPW Which one? They're both children - one is just slightly older, fatter and balder...

Aw, no. He's still alive.

@KamoMac @RyMacPW 😘

@ScotteeeBeee @RyMacPW ...

@RenegadeGEW I'll try asking again next week

@RyMacPW ...wait

@RyMacPW You bet your sweet, prepubescent ass I am

@RenegadeGEW Is it true that kid is already an aunt/uncle (strike those not applicable)

@RenegadeGEW The people are real. The cases are real. The rulings are final.

@PrettyPoisonSS Was... Was it a dick?

Evidently I pulled something during my pub crawl? My arm feels like I hyperextended it while lifting which wasn’t even a thing.

@RyMacPW Just like your dreams

@ScotteeeBeee Did you die? 🤞

I've been stewing on this one for a little bit. Normal service will resume shortly.