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@AstroBicks @_jonnyb1 They went 18 games unbeaten...when Tonda was setting out his tactics and given his final words before those matches if you were a Southampton player how long would it take you to suspect something wasn't right, either they all knew or thought Tonda was the greatest manager ever!

@_jonnyb1 Well, on the one hand, there’s absolutely no evidence of that. On the other hand, some random guy on twitter called Jonny says they knew, so I guess it must be true.

The players knew, they all knew.

@Patriots @Edelman11

.@Edelman11 DOMINATED on punt returns 🔥

@cabinetofficeuk Based on what?

The Government has introduced performance related pay for senior civil servants for the first time. Recognising and incentivising staff who deliver for the public. gov.uk/government/new…

@mattletiss7 It's not close to being over, Hull looking at legal action and I'll bet Wrexham and Derby are looking at some sort of legal opportunities.

It’s over. We now move on and focus on restoring our reputation. A lot of work to be done.

@FBAwayDays How many other teams did they spy on? The likes of Wrexham and Derby will have their legal teams all over this surely!

Wow, Southampton have been expelled from the Championship Playoffs… 🤯 Middlesbrough will now play Hull at Wembley in The Championship Playoff Final!! 😲

@MaxKendix This makes politics look like an even bigger joke than anyone ever expected!

Exc: Andy Burnham has been confirmed as the Labour candidate in Makerfield The NEC only shortlisted one candidate, so the CLP vote is redundant

@lewis_goodall It's 2026, do those who produce these types of PR believe anyone is falling for it. It's painful to watch, regardless of which party you vote for this is just smoke and mirrors.

One of the most effective bits of political communication on the left I’ve seen in a long time. A message and a powerful messenger.

@Jenny_1884 And for what....to get to London a few minutes faster. Anyone travelling into London has already put the entire day aside. Why didn't they spend it on simply upgrading trains and stations! Rail should and could be a great and cheap way to travel the UK.

It’s shocking that the HS2 cost is likely to exceed £100billion. It’s a scandalous amount of money. There’s a lot of people that have made an extortionate amount of money out of this & people have lost their homes just in order to save a bit of time.

@KieranMaguire One of those situations when if it was your club you would want them to do exactly the same thing. I don't blame Boro one bit for that statement. What do you think the outcome will be?

Fair to say that Boro are not happy

@JamesMelville Did you watch the VAR replays?

If Celtic were on the receiving end of exactly the same circumstances and VAR penalty decision, the entire club and fan base would understandably be furious about it. It was a scandalously bad decision. End of story.

@mrewanmurray I'm a Dundee United fan, and much as I would love to see us win the Champions League every season the VAR call last night was 100% correct, you can't deny what you see with your own eyes!

Have cheered myself up this morning by reading the wild synopses of those contorting themselves into believing the penalty award at Fir Park was correct 😂

@Jenniferarcuri It's funny cos it's true!

Conspiracy theorists right now 🥂

@TRHLofficial British or English lol

Hear her out

@ascottreid Beware the flying Joby! Is it a bird, is it a plane...no it's a big Joby!

I am once again beginning companies to have a Scottish person on staff to point out issues with their name.

@JamesMelville Less than 10% of that is from the UK..still a fair amount but at least tell the whole story. You are fast becoming nothing more than a clickbait grifter and it's sad to see.

“Never let a good crisis go to waste.” BP's profits for the first three months of the year have more than doubled following a surge in oil prices since the beginning of the Iran war. In its first results since the conflict broke out, BP reported profits of $3.2 billion.

@SkySports Put a horn on each car...just honk if you want to overtake! It'll be better than what we've had so far this season!

The new era of F1 continues

@earthcurated The sun!

What is the biggest threat to Earth?

@JamesMelville Nothing...it will go on until swallowed up by the sun...humans may end humankind/civilization but the earth will carry on regardless...It takes some self centered ego to think we are any threat!

Humans.

@JamesMelville Carlin, Hicks, Chappelle, Wood, Burr, Gervais.

In my opinion, Billy Connolly is the greatest stand up comedian of all time. Who do you think is the greatest stand up comedian?

@jk_rowling It's not big and it's not clever to swear but I fucking love JK Rowling!

What better way could there be of repudiating accusations of misogyny than recommending an episode where three men instead of two discuss which rights women should be fine giving up - without, of course, mentioning the words 'women's rights.'