Norbert Muffledink

Miss you a little more today, we will see each other again one day and talk about how good Motherwell have been this season and you can tell me.. I know daddy I’ve been watching haha, I love you and miss you so much 🧡 Forever 7 Forever claret and amber 🧡💛

@DaleVince 10 year project 🤣🤣🤣

I think it’s the worst thing Labour could do right now, there’s no reason to panic over some adverse polling less than two years into a ten year project - and some of what we’re seeing is more opportunism than panic - but if there is to be a leadership contest my first choice for the job would be Keir, that’s who I’ll back. The NHS has been battered for 14 years by Tory neglect and underfunding. Just as things are starting to turn a corner, Wes decides to walk away from a job he’s actually good at. Because he’s lost confidence apparently. Hard to square that with his talk of being proud to fight in the trenches with Keir at the general election. When the going gets tough and all that…... People around Ed Miliband have been briefing that he’s urged Keir to set a timetable to walk away - unhelpful enough to say it - worse to leak it to the press. Ed is seen as a potential contender, I’m not convinced. A few weeks ago,  he told the country he would finally break the link, the market mechanism that drives our energy bills sky-high in a crisis - the following week he announced the details and he did not break the link or even weaken it. Ed misled the country in my view and the Prime minister. Keir's top team should be standing behind him right now - and not with knives in their hands. How about some policy ideas? This whole leadership circus is a massive distraction from the job, not just at a time of global crisis but at a time when the people of Britain are making clear they want more change, they want to feel the change in their lives. The answer to that, some seem to think - is to have a new leader. That’s a delusion and often enough a conceit, sold to us on the premise it’s in the national interest or the party’s interest - when the truth is much closer to home. Labour has a job to do and a mandate to do it. Let’s get on with it.

It sounds like our Prime Minister is deliberately trying to incite violence this weekend. Should he be arrested and charged?

@HelenWebberley Not in the UK it's not. You freaks are going down.

Let this be a sage warning to anyone who wants to exclude someone from their service on the basis of sexual, gender or gender reassignment. Watch out Women's Institute, Girl Guides, Virgin Sports, LGB Alliance and others who think it's OK to exclude trans females. It's not. This is beautifully tested here by not allowing Grover to exclude a trans woman from her female only dating app. Perfect. The tides are turning as people start to see sense after the hysteria last year. @WomensInstitute @Girlguiding @Virgin @AllianceLGB bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@HighKirkAnglo @Sam_ReformUK I'm a scouser and I ain't changing my accent for fucking nobody.

There isn’t any issue with someone working on their pronunciation and accent for public media. Sadly, by speaking in a rougher accent you make it difficult for certain people to listen to you. I know this personally - I’m from the North, and have had people struggle to understand me even in Manchester

The days before Connor Tomlinson made his accent ‘posher’ 👇 There’s nothing more cringe than an Englishman who adjusts his accent to seem more superior. Classist bullshit. Tomlinson is the chief of the idiot right in Britain. 👍

@thekatebutch I won't watch it but I'll vote for Israel.

if you’re watching Eurovision this year you’re a bit of a prick I’m sorry

@NotFarLeftAtAll 100%

Anyone else think the “Starmer/ Khan Regime” is planning something at the UTK rally ?

@MaeveHalligan Absolutely epic. What a woman you are, Maeve

"No, I don't subscribe to this 'kindness' - I'll tell the truth instead." I spoke at the Cambridge Union last night about LGBs, children's safety and women's rights. Full video here:

@CPSUK What are the police going to do when over a million people are singing "Keir Starmer's a wanker?" You can't arrest us all you fucking commy cunts.

Prosecutors have been issued new legal guidance on the use of offensive banners, slogans, chants or symbols to recognise the changing context and increase in increase in hate crime attacks ahead of significant planned protests in London this weekend. orlo.uk/z2Tcn

@Keir_Starmer Keep your ears open tomorrow when there's over a million people singing "Keir Starmer's a wanker" you fucking traitorous piece of shit.

I’ll always champion peaceful protest. But the Unite the Kingdom march organisers are peddling hatred and division. We’ve already blocked visas for far-right agitators who want to come here to spew their extremist views. They don't speak for the decent, fair, respectful Britain I know.

For everyone attending the @TRobinsonNewEra Unite the Kingdom event tomorrow - if you really want to upset @Keir_Starmer @SadiqKhan and @metpoliceuk - then dont get triggered, ignore the provocation - stay peaceful and enjoy the company of tens of thousands of fellow patriots. Remember - We Were Never The Problem 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

You allow rapist muslims & terrorists to enter England & stay in luxury hotels for free. I save children, catch pedophiles & have NO CRIMINAL record. You banned me because I state the truth about what muslims have done to England. You are the biggest protector of pedophiles & terrorist. Resign. @POTUS will be in touch soon

I wasn't that bothered about going to this march but then this twat started running his mouth. This morning I spoke to my butcher turns out he's a patriot too. Now instead of just marching I'm networking. Pretty sure my florist is a bigot as is the fish and chip shop, oh yeah and the pole who runs my local. Now is the time to gently find out... It's only a little thing. I know it may not seem that much in the grand scheme of things but, just knowing I am not alone, that those around me see what is happening and are willing to fight back. That is pricless. There are many many more of us than them. We have just been living in a state of fear. The more the state tries to silence us the braver we become. This is Britain after all, a nation of lions led by donkeys. Rise like Lions after slumber In unvanquishable number- Shake your chains to earth like dew Which in sleep had fallen on you Ye are many-they are few.

@BellaWallerstei Well you'll have no fucking allies at all then will you. Ungrateful fucking bitch.

To be clear: the far-right protesters attending tomorrow’s march in London are not, and never will be, allies to British Jews

@UpperBullen @ChesterMikeFH @DuxVul @atticusfinch104 Neither of them are Liverpool. Formby is Sefton not Liverpool

@ScouseNorbert @ChesterMikeFH @DuxVul @atticusfinch104 Not really Warrington . Like Formby is to Liverpool

Talking head on Sky says Burnham is a working class hero He was raised in leafy Cheshire, went to Cambridge Became a SPAD to ministers then given a Labour safe seat and became chief secretary to the Treasury He’s the elite of the country

@PolitlcsUK We should be able to sue this cunt for slander.

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer condemns the Unite the Kingdom march tomorrow “The organisers, including convicted thugs and racists, are peddling hate and division” “Their goal is to convince people that Britain’s problems are caused by those living alongside us”

I am a democratically elected Member of the European Parliament. I represent the European Union. You will pay for calling me a hate-mongering agitator. I will patiently wait until the British cast you onto the ash heap of history. Then I will come to defend my honor, and the honor of my voters, in court. I will not forget.

These two giant turtles have been fighting each other for more than 120 years. According to the zoo, one turtle stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and since that day they became enemies. There hasn’t been a single day where they don’t fight for 2–3 minutes😂

@AaronBastani It can still be a dump

Manchester is probably the most improved European city of the 21st century.

@hezla970 @CharlieFBBaker1 He wasn't born in Liverpool. He's a wool.

@ScouseNorbert @CharlieFBBaker1 Hardly a wool from Aintree hahaha

Do we reckon Andy Burnham was ever 'Andy Gurnem'? Exactly the right age for it (56). 19 years old and loaded up on life for the Second Summer of Love. From a pingers stronghold (Liverpool). Lots to chew on here.