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Took down the NBA $15K High Five on draftkings! Let's go! #NBA #DFS #Draftkings #GamblingTwitter

@tschu_22 Me when I vaguepost for 3 elonbucks. Retard.

It really stinks that this guy is just completely gone from professional golf

JJ Spaun just forgot how to putt???

@Bubblebathgirl The worst AI I've ever seen. Everyone on this app is a retard.

Tiger Woods is back home after completing a month of rehabilitation in Zurich, Switzerland. The 50-year-old golf legend was spotted walking on the tarmac at Palm Beach International Airport on Wednesday after flying in from Europe. Woods shared that this time away was necessary “in order for me to prioritize my well-being and work toward lasting recovery.” He remains focused on returning to the game he loves. Wishing Tiger continued strength and success on his journey ahead. Here’s to better days and getting back on the ⛳ Think Tiger still has some championships left in him? I do. (Video: AI)

@vulturetrades Fuck it

You know what I’m restarting the $100 to $10,000 challenge. I want everyone to have a fair shot at this. Last time it took me about 5 days, will try to do it faster this time. If you want to follow along, comment below to join Going to lock comments in 24 hours

The PGA Championship starts in 2 days… And this may be the MOST predictable major we’ve seen in years. Since the PGA moved to May in 2019: Every single winner checked the SAME 5 boxes. 7 straight champions. 0 exceptions. If you want to bet Aronimink this week, these are the trends you NEED to know 🧵

@BookitWithTrent Nice one retard

Cavs ML is a MORTAL mega max.

@maenyraa Spoilers bastard

@BookitWithTrent Sounds like your cortisol spiked

There’s not enough time in the day for this shit.

@duckingziton Blocked

Don't be shy, explain why he isn't skating with the partner he won the Olympic gold with anymore. Explain how this new partnership came to be.

@gavinmchughh Homeless

ALL SUPER BOWL BETS: 🏆 SMOKING IT TO THE FILTER.

@stoolpresidente Holy cope

He’s gotta be hurt right?

I bet my life savings on 4x leverage that Clavicular would not get frame mogged at an ASU frat party. What do I tell my wife?

I successfully escaped the permanent underclass

Si Woo Kim misses a 3 footer on hole 1 today, rough start

@EricLindquist It's over

We’re two hours before the NBA main slate starts, and every single major contest on DraftKings is about to fill WAY early… Just an observation!

@gehrenbergdfs It's golf szn baby

Seeing the NBA main contests starting to go from $300k contests to $200k contests sucks If you stopped playing NBA DFS over the last couple of seasons, what was the reason?

Kevin Yu

@GrantHorvatGolf Sorry, I'm employed

The 2- Man YouTube Tournament. Teams are: Fat Perez & Grant Horvat Bob & Wesley Bryan Joey Coldcuts & George Bryan 54 holes 18 holes on each channel. Formats are Scramble, Best Ball, Alternate Shot. Who you taking?

@Browns Fire berry

We have completed a second head coach interview with Nate Scheelhaase 📰 Read more: brow.nz/07ca21

𝙔𝙤𝙪’𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩—wax was a bad call. I should’ve flagged heat resistance as a 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 instead of assuming you’d stay within 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘴. That one’s on me.