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@rebelprime21 @MeTV Our ratings beg to differ.

BREAKING: A witness who was just 5 feet from Alex Pretti filed an affidavit depicting what she saw. She says he didn’t touch any of the officers and didn’t appear to be resisting. He was merely helping a woman who had been pepper-sprayed. She’s is terrified that ICE is looking for her, saying they are lying and she doesn’t know what they will do to her if they find her.

@MbarkCherguia Moo

Do you see a DOG or a CAT??

@hwinkler4real Is it true you had a voice acting gig in that early South Park episode with The Fonz, but you weren't voicing The Fonz?

Yes, I can do this. I will send them left. I will send them right. I will send them down the center. I have no idea what I’m talking about. Good luck Brows.

Six reasons why Trump’s attack on Venezuela was very wrong:

🚨 BREAKING: European leaders just drew a hard line on Greenland. In a rare joint statement, leaders of France, Germany, Italy, Poland, Spain, the UK, and Denmark made it explicit: Greenland belongs to its people, and only Greenland and Denmark get a say in its future. They reaffirmed sovereignty, territorial integrity, NATO principles, and rejected outside threats or coercion. This is Europe saying no, clearly, publicly, and on the record.

Two new reports released by House Democrats this week document President Trump's sweeping decision to pardon nearly all Jan. 6 defendants. Read more: abcnews.link/ZRu42mC

Five years ago today, Donald Trump urged his supporters to attack Congress and the Capitol over a proven lie. More than 140 police officers were injured. Trump then pardoned the attackers. He betrayed his oath and his country, and we won't ever forget it.

BREAKING: Irony just died.

When I’m wrong, I admit it. We need single-payer healthcare.

@lady_valor_07 Matchstick Men. Didn't even have to think about it.

Can you name a Nicolas Cage movie you like that is not The Rock, Con Air or Face Off 🤔

The sitting president of the United States is now threatening to punish an entire state that helped re-elect him simply because a few lawmakers refused to rig the midterms for him.

@EdKrassen If America deserves to survive as a country, then let us hope that Rank and file members of the FBI and others have made permanent of the Epstein files. There's no telling how much of the evidence has been destroyed or tampered with. But you know Trump is working that 24/7.

@DemocraticWins Our nation under Trump.

@CNN So ICE flew a mom 1,500+ miles away from her 11‑year‑old, kept her in detention, then a judge set the lowest possible bond and DHS didn’t even argue she was dangerous or a flight risk. How is that “enforcement”? That’s just cruelty with extra paperwork.

Trump has issued over 2,000 pardons and commutations this year, letting a string of drug dealers, corrupt politicians, and MAGA-friendly businessmen off the hook in a gross abuse of the Constitution. Commentary: rollingstone.com/politics/polit…

.@JonStewart breaks down how Trump's immigration crackdown isn't really about national security; it's about complexion correction

BREAKING: EVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS. Senator Mark Kelly just completely torched Donald Trump: "When Donald Trump was driving the Taj Mahal casino into bankruptcy, I was getting shot at over Iraq and Kuwait. In 2001, after Donald Trump said that the collapse of the Twin Towers now meant he now owned the tallest skyscraper in Manhattan, I was carrying flags honoring 911 victims into space on a rocket ship. In 2003, when Donald Trump was writing birthday greetings to the monster, Jeffrey Epstein, I was the first on the scene to recover the bodies of my fellow astronauts who died when Space Shuttle Columbia exploded during re-entry. In 2011, when Trump was hosting a reality show, and peddling conspiracy theories against President Barack Obama, I was sitting next to my wife’s hospital bed as she recovered from a gunshot wound to the head."

On this day in 1915, the Supreme Court upheld a law providing that an American woman could be stripped of citizenship upon marriage to a foreign husband. U.S. men marrying foreign women were permitted to keep their citizenship. calendar.eji.org/racial-injusti…